I don’t really know what this is, but I am going to assume an corporate holiday video that Lockheed sends out to clients or staff to remind the world that they have too much fucking money on their hands and that at the end of the year, thanks to all the military equipment they’ve made billions of dollars selling to governments, they should have some fun with it…and what better way than to tell Volvo trucks to fuck themselves up the ass, and throw some Chuck Norris, who is less gay and more viral, doing some on airplane blue screen stunts with the most ridiculous beard of all time…because why the fuck not.

I never understood why Chuck Norris was a meme, why he was a big deal on the internet before cats took his title, but this video for some reason, makes me laugh and that reason isn’t that Lockheed Martin have an ad running on the site, but they should.

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