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2019

26

Nov

Unknown Artistic Instagram Nude Shoot of the Day

and she is out here trying to be an influencer by producing nude shoots.

She is 5 foot 1, has 60k followers, and her IG story is very powerful with life lessons on her IBS and how we shouldn’t be shaming girls with IBS…in a meme that says “sorry i told you about my IBS, do you still think I am hot”….empowering…even though no one cares about your IBS or not, clean out that asshole all over the place so the perverts paying you on patreon can dream about anal….

She also posted some shit about how we should make and effort to accept that bodies aren’t just there for sexual reasons, letting them breath freely in practically spread pussy photoshoots doesn’t mean she’s trying to seduce the world…so think of that as you look at her pussy so fucking close up you can see the discoloration of her labia..possibly another thing to be empowered by “love your labia” nonsense that is the mecca for girls getting on the internet besides free-the-nipple.

It’s all so dumb, so while I’m out here IBS Shaming girls, as no one I’ve ever heard of has ever been shamed for…I even know girls with Crohn’s who have the shit bag that NO ONE has ever shamed them for….but thanks to this LION chick…out here going to bat cuz dairy gives her gas…shut the fuck up with your activism that isn’t activism cuz it’s smut.

I love smut, not mad about it, but social media giving idiots a voice for other idiots, while pretending to not be a naked chick on the internet despite being a naked chick on the internet is just silly and annoying…

It is hard to be in this shoot and pretend it is anything other than smut…but ok Claudia Lion…

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2019

15

Feb

Claudia Lion Flashes her Pubes of the Day

Claudia Lion is a wild and crazy animal…this is her African Safari and by African Safari I mean…pubic hair.

She’s Italian. She’s got a Patreon so she’s basically a teen cam girl from the 90s people used to sign up to see in photoshoots…hoping to one day see her cunt…only more entrepreneurial…not like Kate’s Playground and Next Door Nicki before her…who had some dude put together the empire and pay theme out modestly…getting that recurring charge on the credit cards perverts drunkenly bought without realizing or noticing…making a lot of fucking people rich…something I should have probably done when I started this but I hate people, managing people, having an army of women who I have to deal with to get nude photos I sell memberships to see…but the dude at Patreon does it already, get’s his 20 percent, with his marketplace of girls who pretend to be sex positive, and hip..but are really just shamelessly trying to get paid to get naked so that they don’t have to work at the grocery store as a cashier…

“All I have to do is post up a photo set a week, and I get idiots to pay me 20 bucks a month”….

It is the only way to survive when you don’t have a million followers.

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2019

11

Feb

Claudia Lion Posing Naked with Balloons of the Day

I guess there are two kinds of girls who are trying to be instagram influencers. There’s the mainstream travel girl, that is pretty much every girl, taking pics of their meals, hotel rooms, and filtered as fuck bikini pics in iconic places, doing iconic things like hiking, riding bikes, drinking coconuts, or walking on their beach in a half dance that no one ever does…

Then there are the borderline sex workers, more hip and daring, who just get naked, do nude shoots for their creative expressions, like Playboy models of yesteryear with zero prestige or money but still naked, and often times not working in porn or sex work, despite putting their vaginas on the internet in some borderline softcore porn they pretend is art shit…

I prefer the nude ones….so this is Claudia Lion. The king of the jungle, and by jungle I mean this post, cuz her tits are out.

I do appreciate her artistic vision with the use of a red balloon as a prop…that’s how you know it’s high concept.

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2018

19

Oct

Claudia Lion is Some Naked Chick with Invisible Nipples of the Day

I don’t know if having nipples the same color as your tits, pretty fucking white, is considered freeing the nipple, cuz they are barely visible unless you wear polarizing glasses or some shit, but I will say that she’s legit topless, and not wearing skin toned bandages to cover her nipples….and even if it seems like there is no nipple – there is a nipple…

Her name is Claudia Lion, she’s a young girl who clearly realizes getting naked on the internet is the answer to all her dreams.

It means she doesn’t need to work, she can have dudes jerk off to her like she wants, she can sexualize herself on her own terms, she can do sexy shoots with different photographers to build her brand, where she feels hot and like an actual model.

A whole generation of girls are doing it…and turning to Patreon type sites to cover the costs of being lazy as fuck but willing to get naked for money without being strippers since this is art…

“I never wanted to be defined just as a model, but since I started posing I felt like I was not doing this just for me, I wanted people to see and feel what I was trying to express. So here we are: now I have the occasion to share with you that sweet, exciting part of my life which is my modeling career. ”

Thanks..now show us your asshole.

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