Claudia Romani is some low level model from Italy who doesn’t seem to speak english but who is trying to make it in English speaking America….because at 30 I guess she’s figured time is limited…this body won’t last and she’s gone as far as she can with what she’s got in Europe…and that if she hires a paparazzi, hits the beach, all her dreams can come true like she was the next Sofia Vergara…cuz every sitcom needs a busty foreign hooker with huge tits to win the Emmy…..

I am posting it…but I don’t care to further discuss this….it bores me as much as a hot body in a bikini can….cuz at her level there’s no difference between a nobody with a hot body in a bikini…because she’s a nobody

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Claudia Romani is a virtual unknown to me….but I love her fucking ass…I feel like it may be my soul mate…that we have spent eternity together…fighting for our freedom….meeting obstacles and conflict…but always finding each other….even from across the world….me and this ass are meant to be together…whether Claudia Romani is involved or not….nothing is going to get between me and this ass…and I see us having a double wedding, Claudia and her Rich and Famous boyfriend….and me and her fucking ass….Together we will inspire the next american love story, even though neither of us are american….

I’ve never heard of her, apparently she lives in Miami, so this bikini in Miami thing is kinda common, and I guess we can thank Jesus for that…it’s a fucking CHRISTMAS MIRACLE ….

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I’m not fashion stylist…but I can tell you if more girls wore pants like this to the office…to the grocery store…to pretty much anywhere…we’d be in a world I would think is worth living in….not that I don’t think the world we live in now is not worth living in…if anything it is one giant horrible comedy act…but it would be substantially better…if this was the norm…

Thank the God who likely doesn’t exist…for girls like Claudia Romani….

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pic via her twitter account

I have never heard of Claudia Romani but 20,000 fake twitter accounts have…..this is her bio”

International model born in L’Aquila, Italy and currently living in Miami Beach. Credits include: FHM, Maxim, Cosmopolitan, Ford, Aston Martin, Samsung, Toyota.

She’s 30 and past her prime….her biggest break was being featured in FHM Denmark and Maxim Greece. which sound like a pretty low grade…..jobbing gigs…..and now she’s staging photoshoots to get noticed….obvious strategy…but good enough strategy to get me to notice…something all the girls should be into…at least according to me, which I guess is all that matters, since I’m God around these parts.

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