I am a huge fan of Claudia Romani even if I don’t really know what she’s promoting, or why the paparazzi follow her, or what benefit it is for her to be shot in her bikini, or why she exists…

I mean, she is like every other girl in Miami wearing a bikini, only she gets a a virtual high five that’s like “hey girl, you’re in a bikini, yay”…let’s sell these to magazines…to let the world know there are girls in bikinis…like she is some kind of leader or authority on it…which I guess is what really makes her amazing…it’s like she doesn’t need to be doing anybody to be a somebody..she’s just being her…and sometimes that involves innocently paddle boarding in the waves in a little white bikini..only to be shot off when caught off guard leading her her showing 1/4 of her buttonhole…all in good fun…all in a day’s work for a Miami beach dweller…

That said, I love butthole it is the window to a girl’s soul

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I have been trying to get Claudia Romani naked in bed for the last year or so.

For those of you who don’t know, she’s the girl who is always showing off her round Italian butt in Miami in bikini paparazzi pics.

Well it turns out that our friends over at VENICE CHIC TV beat us to it and the good news is, I don’t mind eating his sloppy seconds…because Claudia Romani, whoever she may be and wherever she may be from, is just that good.

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Claudia Romani on Las Vegas Strip by vidhuntr

My friends at Vidhuntr shot an awesome video with Claudia Romani, the Italian bikini model who the paparazzi seem to love, because she’s always in her bikini, and they set it to my other friend DIRTYDEEDS music…

The video is grimy as fuck and I love it…but not as much as you probably love Claudia Romani’s ass…

Be sure to like Vidhuntr

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A lot of people don’t know this about me, including Claudia Romani, but Claudia Romani is my girlfriend.

I know I keep the identity of the girls I make sweet love to secret, but I figure, if I’m posting pics of her that the paparazzi take, you have a right to know that we are in love, sure it’s only on twitter, and it might be a dude she pays to run her social networking, and it may only be one sided and hasn’t got to nudity, grinding, or sex tapes yet, but that’s ok…I like to take my time with my low level internet fantasies, to let the blossom into a magical thing….

Twitter, or all social media is the gateway to pregnancy scares, abortions, and breaking up marriages. It’s the new picking up at a bar, or a back alley…..

What a lot of you may not know is who Claudia Romani is…well either do I…I figure let her past be her past and her future be my future, you know, cuz that’s how romance work.

I just know paparazzi follow her, she’s got a great ass, and all the blogs talk about her like she matters, so she may matter, but as far as I’m concerned, her best work is going to be having sex with me….even if she doesn’t know it yet.

I’ve already got her fully clothed sexting me from the gym, next step, spread ass. It will happen and I won’t involve any of you in it.

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If you read the internet and I am going to assume you don’t if you’re visiting this site, then you’ve probably seen paparazzi pics of this Claudia Romani character in her bikini on the beach in Miami, and if you’re not like me, and don’t actually care about these random sluts the paparazzi take pics of, you’ve probably tried to figure out what slow day was going on for the paparazzi to bother with an average looking “italian model” who probably isn’t a model.

I’m gonna assume that she’s just sleeping with the paparazzi, he submits them to the agency he works for, they run with it cuz they like bikini pics blogs post her cuz they like bikini pics, but ultimately, she’s a total nobody, who takes a lot of selfies and is average looking at best….but at least she’s figured out this bullshit, how to get noticed system, cuz I’m talking about her, and only because she’s everywhere in a fucking bikini.

Here are a bunch of her selfies from instagram I pulled from all my research.

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Claudia Romani is proof the paparzzi are bored as fuck.

She’s some 30 year old trash with a hot body from Italy…who hasn’t done much but get a few gigs modeling in Europe….enough to afford moving to Miami to live the American dream…

She won some VH1 best bikini body of 2012 contest….which I assume means absolutely nothing to anyone but her….and has since been in her bikini every fucking day…something I endorse…but do not understand why sites are keeping track of her….

Her face is average at best…and shit, being FHM and Maxim in Italy 5 years ago is hardly enough reason to be followed around…she must be sleeping with the paparazzi for exposure….in “Please submit my pics to the blogs, I need attention” kind of way….

Cuz I keep seeing her everywhere….yet she’s a nobody…

I mean I follow way hotter miami chicks on Instagram who are always in their bikinis…maybe they paparazzi should start following them and turning them into pseudo celebs…famous for nothing….getting them perks like cutting the line at the club….

Who cares…….

That said…her ass is awesome….click the link to see it….in all its bikini glory….

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