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2025

08

May

Viral Bikini Model and her Stoma Bag of the Day

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Instead of hiding away never to fuck again, she decided to be hot about it….by stripping down half naked….

If you think talking about digestive issues, shitting in a bag and other things like that are hot….which I don’t…because I like to believe women don’t shit and apparently girls who literally don’t shit seem to make it their identity…

But half nakedness is a good way to make people who are grossed out or uncomfortable about these things a little more accepting, eager and willing to get down with one of these things, even though most dudes wouldn’t turn down any girl no matter what her ailment is, that’s the funny thing about getting laid, even things that terrify you or gross you out disappear when it’s got a hole to stick your dick in….even if that hole isn’t organically part of the human anatomy, but that give a direct mainline to the intestines, avoiding all the digestion you deal with standard anal, just sort of moving higher up the food processing plant to a pre-absorbed bodily waste..

All while, making people who have medical device fetishes really happy giving them what they want….

And inspiring other hot STOMA BAG CARRIERS to get naked on the internet too….or at least the men with STOMA BAGS to have STOMA BAG fantasies where they attach their STOMA BAGS together in some sort of STOMA BAG EMBRACE….

So I guess that’s the real definition of inclusivity, empowerment, etc…making us realize that if you’re hot, nothing will get in the way of us wanting to fuck you…

She was bikini modeling at Dallas Swim Week, which means she’s a bikini model, her fit body may be from not being able to eat solid foods, but that’s something even more inspiring that the STOMA BAG…which is invisible when it’s on a hot chick, even when she points it out consistently….

So the lesson here is BE HOT and things will workout for you…UGLY.


Her captions are a little much..

Her name is Sara Levitts. She has Crohns disease. They cut out her intestine. She has a STOMA Bag and is going viral for it.

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2023

17

Oct

Colostomy Bag Influencer of the Day

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My friend Stefan, who we assume is a closeted homesexual or a FED trying to lure me into some kind of trap, wrote me a great joke about the girl with the colostomy bag has the cleanest asshole, which I don’t know is entirely true since you’d think the whole getting the stoma bag would be mean having your asshole sewn shut, so that there wouldn’t be any weird discharges, but there would also be no entry point making a clean asshole of any real value…

Well, as it turns out, we’re in a world of influencing being the number one GIG economy job that feeds one’s ego.

We’ve come to a place where oversharing is the key to life, that’s your hook, your lack of shame your power and for some reason it sucks people in.

So instead of feeling shame about a medical condition, or a medical contraption that exists because people have to get them, so people out there have them, they treat it as a way to empower themselves, market themselves, monetize themselves…

It’s a “I can’t shit like a normal person, but I have a bag that catches all my shit that’s totally visible and thus seen as disgusting, but my quest is to just prove to the world that it may be a shitty thing, literally, but you gotta look at it with a positive attitude and see it for what it is…..a new hole to fuck”.

I’m paraphrasing here, but how about some STOMA BAG erotica for you clean asshole shitbag lovers…and it’s not like she chose to have this done like some kind of transgender cutting his dick off, it’s kind of a forced situation and embracing it probably a better way to live….plus it’s a new hole to fuck!

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