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Archive for the Committed. Category

2008

31

Jan

Britney Spears Has Been Committed of the Day

So maybe saying that Britney isn’t crazy and just a typical hormonal girl on her period having a hard time because the court took her kids and is playing it up for the media for the last year because it’s more entertaining than sitting on her couch watching movies and laying by the pool bored, was a little pre-mature because it turns out that Britney Spears has been committed by her manager and parents at the request of her psychiatrist who claims she hasn’t slept since Saturday, which I don’t think is a big deal, provided she was on crystal meth and listening to dance music, because that shit is called a rave. They shouldn’t have committed Britney, they should have just given her a pacifiers, some glow sticks and Vicks Vaporub. I guess that’s why she was spending so much time at the dance studio.

Either way, there’s no reports that she tried to kill herself, there’s no reports of how long she’s in the tank for, the only thing I know is that I need more friends like Britney because the crazy people i know just scream insanities at me about how the communists are coming to get us and how they are building a lead suit to protect themselves from the radiation as they wrap aluminum foil around their heads and that kind of paranoid crazy is pretty fucking boring because it’s not as upbeat as a a bipolar person in a manic phase that feels like one big party until they crash and that’s when you find someone else to hang out with because no one wants to hangout with a downer who sleeps all day and wants to die. It’s one of those “call me when you’re manic again” situations….

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