I don’t know why Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like she’s got a mouth full of nuts – getting ready to hibernate for the winter…in this Reese Witherspoon / Selma Blair Cruel intentions reunion…that is more a couple of girls running into each other in LA, because they all run in the same circles….

I also don’t know why the fat one from Cruel Intentions, who seduced and knocked up the main dude, ended up as the Oscar winning, billion dollar actress, while the other two just sort of fizzled out…

More importantly, I don’t know why I am posting Cruel Intention reunion that is hardly a reunion but may be a meeting to do the redux – thanks to craving money….considering I never even saw the original…

But I do know that virgin loser dudes everywhere love the shit, and more importantly that you’re virgin losers who love the shit, and I figure why not give you something you’re pathetic life can get excited about…

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