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2020

30

Apr

Crystal Reed in the Bath of the Day

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Crystal Reed is 35 and from Detroit.

I don’t know if she fucked EMINEM or Jenny Jones…or anything else out of Detroit…like GM…I don’t know if she’s drank Michael Moore’s FLINT Michigan water….I don’t know if she bought a house back home for 100 dollars after the last financial crisis….I don’t even know who she is…

But she’s taking a bath, that I do know…

UPON GOOGLING her…I have discovered that Her television roles as Allison Argent in Teen Wolf, Sofia Falcone in the fourth season of Gotham and Abby Arcane in the series Swamp Thing. Reed has also starred in the films Skyline, Crush and Ghostland… she was rumored to have hooked up with actor Joshua Jackson in June 2016 after cheating on her boyfriend at the time…but she is not the mom of his recent black baby…

I have never seen one of those things…..but when you want to be famous and you’re not all that hot, but you are 35 years old which is far too old for that acting job….you need to make sure people remember you by inviting them to piss on you in the bath….or in this case virtually piss on you in the bath…marketing…

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2013

01

Jul

Crystal Reed’s Nipple in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Before today, I never heard of Crystal Reed, which would probably explain why she wore a see through dress with no pasties on to whatever event it is she’s attending.

You know, because when you want to be famous and you’re not all that hot, you need to make sure people remember you, especially when you’re invited to the occasional event the paparazzi is shooting pics of…like this one.

Show a little nipple to get a little buzz going…because no one watches some MTV show called Teen Wolf, even though she looks more like the cast of Jersey Shore, both shows that should not even exist, because MTV is supposed to be about the music bro.

But nipples are versatile, they transcend all walks of life, they cross all borders and touch all races, religions and political stance, nipples can be appreciated by all…especially when played off as an “accidental” nipple flash, when everything is intentional.

Good play, next time try it with a little more sex tape…you slut.


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