So I once had a cellular phone and I felt pretty prestigious because I never really had those kinds of luxuries in life but last year a neighbor gave me a Razr that he probably stole that happened to be activated and I never got a bill or had to pay a bill or any of that shit, it was just going to him. I think he had family that worked for the company or some shit, but that’s not the point. The point is that the screen blew up today and now I can’t call my favorite celebrities or text message them or any of that shit I was able to do yesterday because the motherfucker won’t turn on.

So when I get stressed out and don’t know what to do to solve the shitty problems I get myself into, I like to drift into a day dream. Today I was day dreaming about some war vet in some weird Vietnam yellow helmet action to keep his hair dry while he picked through garbage trying to make a decent living….Here is that day dream….If you have cell phones send them to me.

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So I once had a cellular phone and I felt pretty prestigious because I never really had those kinds of luxuries in life but last year a neighbor gave me a Razr that he probably stole that happened to be activated and I never got a bill or had to pay a bill or any of that shit, it was just going to him. I think he had family that worked for the company or some shit, but that’s not the point. The point is that the screen blew up today and now I can’t call my favorite celebrities or text message them or any of that shit I was able to do yesterday because the motherfucker won’t turn on.

So when I get stressed out and don’t know what to do to solve the shitty problems I get myself into, I like to drift into a day dream. Today I was day dreaming about some war vet in some weird Vietnam yellow helmet action to keep his hair dry while he picked through garbage trying to make a decent living….Here is that day dream….If you have cell phones send them to me.

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This week was pretty fucked, I didn’t think the shootings really affected me but I had a lot of trouble getting out of bed, so maybe it did. I guess I always go back and forth whether I am crazy or not, because i sit at home and write this site everyday, while the weather is nice and there are lots of things to do that I am not doing, knowing it can all suddenly end and my legacy becomes the smut I peddled here instead of something more substantial, like curing cancer or being that guy who gave Lohan herpes.

Either way, one psycho isn’t going to change me even if it lead to lots of soul searching. I had no money for booze so it can get pretty depressing and when that hits I like to slip into a daydream about a hot pink box. Lucky for you, it was caught on video Cuddles.

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This week was pretty fucked, I didn’t think the shootings really affected me but I had a lot of trouble getting out of bed, so maybe it did. I guess I always go back and forth whether I am crazy or not, because i sit at home and write this site everyday, while the weather is nice and there are lots of things to do that I am not doing, knowing it can all suddenly end and my legacy becomes the smut I peddled here instead of something more substantial, like curing cancer or being that guy who gave Lohan herpes.

Either way, one psycho isn’t going to change me even if it lead to lots of soul searching. I had no money for booze so it can get pretty depressing and when that hits I like to slip into a daydream about a hot pink box. Lucky for you, it was caught on video Cuddles.

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So my donate here button didn’t really work. I got all of one donation and I still owe 1,500 dollars, it was worth trying because in my fantasies Lohan reads this site, and 1,500 dollars to her isn’t even what goes up her nose every night, so I figured she’d be willing to share since I’ve been so good to her but maybe my dreams of Lohan aren’t real. It turns out that no one reads this site and I still have to come up with the money and I am one day closer to the due date and dates generally stress me the fuck out so I am forced to sit back and weigh my options, the most appealing one is to join a cult, where none of my problems matter and all I have to do is give my wife away to the cult leader in exchange for paradise….something I am willing to do…Either way, here’s my day dream.

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So my donate here button didn’t really work. I got all of one donation and I still owe 1,500 dollars, it was worth trying because in my fantasies Lohan reads this site, and 1,500 dollars to her isn’t even what goes up her nose every night, so I figured she’d be willing to share since I’ve been so good to her but maybe my dreams of Lohan aren’t real. It turns out that no one reads this site and I still have to come up with the money and I am one day closer to the due date and dates generally stress me the fuck out so I am forced to sit back and weigh my options, the most appealing one is to join a cult, where none of my problems matter and all I have to do is give my wife away to the cult leader in exchange for paradise….something I am willing to do…Either way, here’s my day dream.

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I couldn’t access the internet last night, and I tried. I think my neighbor put some kind of block on my computer or some shit so I didn’t get to do my stepLINKS, something I look forward to doing everyday. I guess I could have made my way to a coffee shop with free internet or some shit, but I wasn’t about to put on pants and walk 3 blocks today, that would be asking too much of me.

But when I get down and out and feel the pressure of stepLINKS, I like to kick back and fall into a day dream of taking a nice walk, because sometimes the the thought of doing it is just as good as doing it. At least that’s what my friend says every time he tries to pick up girls and they laugh in his face while rejecting him. He thinks the fact that he talked to them was just as good as fucking them, but without all the work….not that you’d know anything about that, now do you, loser.

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I couldn’t access the internet last night, and I tried. I think my neighbor put some kind of block on my computer or some shit so I didn’t get to do my stepLINKS, something I look forward to doing everyday. I guess I could have made my way to a coffee shop with free internet or some shit, but I wasn’t about to put on pants and walk 3 blocks today, that would be asking too much of me.

But when I get down and out and feel the pressure of stepLINKS, I like to kick back and fall into a day dream of taking a nice walk, because sometimes the the thought of doing it is just as good as doing it. At least that’s what my friend says every time he tries to pick up girls and they laugh in his face while rejecting him. He thinks the fact that he talked to them was just as good as fucking them, but without all the work….not that you’d know anything about that, now do you, loser.

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I am tired of my wife because she is causing me massive grief about random shit I do like run this website, so last night I decided to pack my bag with all my belongings, which is surprisingly not very many things, I don’t even think I have a week’s worth of clothes or a toothbrush, but I packed it never the less, and for some reason, I stopped at the door and realized I have no money to go anywhere. I thought about moving to LA to be closer to the stars or NYC to be closer to New Jersey or even to end up back in Mexico by the beach or someshit, but I can’t even afford to go to the fucking bathroom, toilet paper is too expensive.

It all is very draining and makes me daydream that I was taking a nap on the street corner while cops check my pulse.

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I am tired of my wife because she is causing me massive grief about random shit I do like run this website, so last night I decided to pack my bag with all my belongings, which is surprisingly not very many things, I don’t even think I have a week’s worth of clothes or a toothbrush, but I packed it never the less, and for some reason, I stopped at the door and realized I have no money to go anywhere. I thought about moving to LA to be closer to the stars or NYC to be closer to New Jersey or even to end up back in Mexico by the beach or someshit, but I can’t even afford to go to the fucking bathroom, toilet paper is too expensive.

It all is very draining and makes me daydream that I was taking a nap on the street corner while cops check my pulse.

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