It’s raining and it’s depressing out. I started coughing up what looked like blood today. I may be dying and that’s ok, because when I drift into a day dream not even impending death can throw off my game….

Speaking of having my game thrown of, I got some Cease and Desist about the Aniston Topless pics Perez is getting sued for.

Here is my response. Enjoy.

To my friends and NBC Universal,

I didn’t post any Jennifer Aniston picture. I posted a screenshot from another website that featured her image on the cover of a Magazine called Choc. In this case you may want to run after the magazine in question, or the website I got it from. A blog of my nature does social commentary on various web finds and the laws are grey when it comes to what is freedom of speech and what is copyright infringement online.

Also, the revenue of my website is next to none, my company is based out of another country with different copyright laws you will need to follow and the whole thing is really not worth your effort.

If you choose to sue me, I can always declare bankruptcy, I mean the $14 in my piggy bank won’t get me too far, I could just send it to you personally right now and get it over with.

The publicity that will come from this will take me to the next level and I could represent myself and get featured on Access Hollywood like Perez Hilton.

If you do sue me, do you pay my airfare to California? I’ve always wanted to see the ocean again. It’s been years and I could really use a vacation.

Will this be aired on courtTV? I have seen what lawsuits have done to these bloggers and you have to admit it’s GREAT pr, I guess I should hit the gym cuz I hear the camera adds 10 pounds and I would want to look my best!

This is all very exciting and has added new meaning to my life. Dreams of being a millionaire like Perez seem more possible than ever and I’d love to thank you for this golden opportunity.

If you need anything else, please let me know.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez

Now watch the Daydream video, asshole…

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It’s raining and it’s depressing out. I started coughing up what looked like blood today. I may be dying and that’s ok, because when I drift into a day dream not even impending death can throw off my game….

Speaking of having my game thrown of, I got some Cease and Desist about the Aniston Topless pics Perez is getting sued for.

Here is my response. Enjoy.

To my friends and NBC Universal,

I didn’t post any Jennifer Aniston picture. I posted a screenshot from another website that featured her image on the cover of a Magazine called Choc. In this case you may want to run after the magazine in question, or the website I got it from. A blog of my nature does social commentary on various web finds and the laws are grey when it comes to what is freedom of speech and what is copyright infringement online.

Also, the revenue of my website is next to none, my company is based out of another country with different copyright laws you will need to follow and the whole thing is really not worth your effort.

If you choose to sue me, I can always declare bankruptcy, I mean the $14 in my piggy bank won’t get me too far, I could just send it to you personally right now and get it over with.

The publicity that will come from this will take me to the next level and I could represent myself and get featured on Access Hollywood like Perez Hilton.

If you do sue me, do you pay my airfare to California? I’ve always wanted to see the ocean again. It’s been years and I could really use a vacation.

Will this be aired on courtTV? I have seen what lawsuits have done to these bloggers and you have to admit it’s GREAT pr, I guess I should hit the gym cuz I hear the camera adds 10 pounds and I would want to look my best!

This is all very exciting and has added new meaning to my life. Dreams of being a millionaire like Perez seem more possible than ever and I’d love to thank you for this golden opportunity.

If you need anything else, please let me know.

With Love,
Jesus Martinez

Now watch the Daydream video, asshole…

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I know that I could be scouring the internet lookin’ for bikini pictures that will make you feel better about yourself, but I am too busy googling the word scour to see how I am supposed to spell it. I guess I am also too lazy, but it doesn’t take all that much effort to keep up to date on stories like Lohan Slamming Jude Law and Drinking a Beer meaning she broke her A.A. vow….because every shitty blog has already posted the boring story.

I found out that a couple of people I used to hang with are snorting heroin and have been for the last 5 years, when we hung out they were just doing cocaine. That’s more of a story because they brought the party up a notch. Falling on and off the wagon is what life is all about. We try to do what society tells us, so we stop smoking and drinking to be good citizens, meanwhile we go fucking insane with boredom and reality because being wasted all the time is the way we’re supposed to be living, otherwise booze wouldn’t exist.

Everyone is so fucking lame. The only reason she went to rehab was because of all the negative press she was getting, it’s good damage control for the Christians and people at Disney. It wasn’t because she wanted to stop partying and change her fucking life. It was because she had to pretend she was to get work to be able to support the habit.

Point of all this is to say that I have more interest in slamming Jude Law and I am not that gay, but at least there’s a fucking story there, than listening to people knit pick Lohan apart about drinking a fucking beer. Maybe I am an inadequate celebrity blogger because I’ve actually been drunk for months and know how fun it is and see nothing wrong with her drinking a beer….but I guess I am inadequate at a lot things…

It’s time to slip into a Day Dream….and here is that Day Dream of a Gold Elvis…. Cuddles…

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I know that I could be scouring the internet lookin’ for bikini pictures that will make you feel better about yourself, but I am too busy googling the word scour to see how I am supposed to spell it. I guess I am also too lazy, but it doesn’t take all that much effort to keep up to date on stories like Lohan Slamming Jude Law and Drinking a Beer meaning she broke her A.A. vow….because every shitty blog has already posted the boring story.

I found out that a couple of people I used to hang with are snorting heroin and have been for the last 5 years, when we hung out they were just doing cocaine. That’s more of a story because they brought the party up a notch. Falling on and off the wagon is what life is all about. We try to do what society tells us, so we stop smoking and drinking to be good citizens, meanwhile we go fucking insane with boredom and reality because being wasted all the time is the way we’re supposed to be living, otherwise booze wouldn’t exist.

Everyone is so fucking lame. The only reason she went to rehab was because of all the negative press she was getting, it’s good damage control for the Christians and people at Disney. It wasn’t because she wanted to stop partying and change her fucking life. It was because she had to pretend she was to get work to be able to support the habit.

Point of all this is to say that I have more interest in slamming Jude Law and I am not that gay, but at least there’s a fucking story there, than listening to people knit pick Lohan apart about drinking a fucking beer. Maybe I am an inadequate celebrity blogger because I’ve actually been drunk for months and know how fun it is and see nothing wrong with her drinking a beer….but I guess I am inadequate at a lot things…

It’s time to slip into a Day Dream….and here is that Day Dream of a Gold Elvis…. Cuddles…

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My site has been down for 38 hours. Nothing like this has ever happened to me in the 2.5 years I’ve been doing this, but it seems like it is back up and running.

I wrote posts yesterday and today as if I still had a site so for the next 10 posts, you’re going to be confused to shit cuz it’s me bitching about my site being down. It’s kinda like a live-blogging being on a shit server but not as funny because I only thought of that concept now.

I am massively hungover and I have lost a lot of the work that I have put into this site because of the last 37 hours. I hope you can help me bring back the noise then fuck it by telling your friends about me, I know you don’t have friends, but let’s pretend.

Here is the first post of the last 38 hours and it’s a fucking daydream. I guess what I learned in all this is that life isn’t about blogging, it’s about living. Ecstasy changed my life. Not because I did it, but because some sent me a picture of a girl getting a tab of E shoved in her ass and that made my day. If I had a video camera it would have been a daydream, instead you are stuck with this Day Dream of a potential Sex Offender.

If you don’t know what my day dream concept is Click This Link.

If you want to be part of the fun, send in your own day dream clips by Clickin’ This Link…

You may not realize it, but everywhere you go a day dream is going on. I saw 5 today and 10 yesterday but didn’t bring my shitty digital camera out with me. So be a part of the movement slacker.

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My site has been down for 38 hours. Nothing like this has ever happened to me in the 2.5 years I’ve been doing this, but it seems like it is back up and running.

I wrote posts yesterday and today as if I still had a site so for the next 10 posts, you’re going to be confused to shit cuz it’s me bitching about my site being down. It’s kinda like a live-blogging being on a shit server but not as funny because I only thought of that concept now.

I am massively hungover and I have lost a lot of the work that I have put into this site because of the last 37 hours. I hope you can help me bring back the noise then fuck it by telling your friends about me, I know you don’t have friends, but let’s pretend.

Here is the first post of the last 38 hours and it’s a fucking daydream. I guess what I learned in all this is that life isn’t about blogging, it’s about living. Ecstasy changed my life. Not because I did it, but because some sent me a picture of a girl getting a tab of E shoved in her ass and that made my day. If I had a video camera it would have been a daydream, instead you are stuck with this Day Dream of a potential Sex Offender.

If you don’t know what my day dream concept is Click This Link.

If you want to be part of the fun, send in your own day dream clips by Clickin’ This Link…

You may not realize it, but everywhere you go a day dream is going on. I saw 5 today and 10 yesterday but didn’t bring my shitty digital camera out with me. So be a part of the movement slacker.

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I Am – Daydream V- Tree Pee – Amazing videos are here

It’s always a day for a day dream. My dad today was fucking hell trying to deal with the server going down and none of you really care about that. I switched hosting companies even though the 2 dudes who built the site told me that it won’t make a difference and I guess what it all comes down to is that this is a chance for new beginnings provided it all works out the way I am hoping. Let this be a little advice to you, don’t start a website if you don’t know what the fuck you are doing. Don’t go to Staples to fax off a contract when you’ve never used a fax machine. Don’t let your gay webdesigner take you out for soup that made me think I was dying. Don’t smoke 3 cheap cigars in a row, unless you want to get cigar poisoned and don’t take a nap unless you want to wake up with your fat wife’s finger in your ass, trying to get sexy when all you want to do is shit all over the place, so you do.

Here’s today’s daydream – I hope you love it as much as I do.

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Daydream 4 – Clothes Shoppin’ – Click here for more amazing videos

There comes a time in every useless bloggers life that you realize that they are actually a blogger and shame is the only feeling you feel. It’s probably one of the most embarrassing things to tell people you meet because all they think is how fucking lame someone who thinks their self-righteous opion must be even when your blog reaches 100,000 people a day, they still think to themselves how much of a fucking loser you are because you have a blog.

I am running off about 3 hours of sleep, I haven’t been able to figure out why my server is dying or why my site is dying. Unlike real bloggers, I don’t have any concept of technology related things. It too me 4 years to figure out how to make a hyperlink. That’s not the point the point is that we all have dreams and mine wasn’t to be a blogger and I can assume this dude’s dream wasn’t to end up like this.

That’s what’ makes it today’s GO daydream installment which is safe to say may be the next biggest thing on the internet.

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