I know that I could be scouring the internet lookin’ for bikini pictures that will make you feel better about yourself, but I am too busy googling the word scour to see how I am supposed to spell it. I guess I am also too lazy, but it doesn’t take all that much effort to keep up to date on stories like Lohan Slamming Jude Law and Drinking a Beer meaning she broke her A.A. vow….because every shitty blog has already posted the boring story.

I found out that a couple of people I used to hang with are snorting heroin and have been for the last 5 years, when we hung out they were just doing cocaine. That’s more of a story because they brought the party up a notch. Falling on and off the wagon is what life is all about. We try to do what society tells us, so we stop smoking and drinking to be good citizens, meanwhile we go fucking insane with boredom and reality because being wasted all the time is the way we’re supposed to be living, otherwise booze wouldn’t exist.

Everyone is so fucking lame. The only reason she went to rehab was because of all the negative press she was getting, it’s good damage control for the Christians and people at Disney. It wasn’t because she wanted to stop partying and change her fucking life. It was because she had to pretend she was to get work to be able to support the habit.

Point of all this is to say that I have more interest in slamming Jude Law and I am not that gay, but at least there’s a fucking story there, than listening to people knit pick Lohan apart about drinking a fucking beer. Maybe I am an inadequate celebrity blogger because I’ve actually been drunk for months and know how fun it is and see nothing wrong with her drinking a beer….but I guess I am inadequate at a lot things…

It’s time to slip into a Day Dream….and here is that Day Dream of a Gold Elvis…. Cuddles…

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