I was out downtown begging for change earlier today, since the site was down I figured I needed something to do with my time and makin’ money was the idea…Sometimes I like to lie to the wife and show up with an Extra Large pizza that I buy with my own money and eat in front of her. Seeing her drooling and begging and whining for a slice of pizza is as entertaining as watching a crack fiend begging for thier next hit, which is pretty fucking entertaining, if you have no compassion, which I don’t. I always end up giving her the slice I “accidentally” drop on the floor because bitch usually pounces on it before I get a chance to pick it up. So I guess I am not that cold-hearted after all.

The point of this post was to say that although homeless people look at me like I am one of them, I beg for change the smart way. I stand near a pay phone with a broken cellular in hand asking people passing by if they have a quarter because I need to call my daughter and tell her I can’t pick her up and my cell phone crapped out on me. I’d say 6 out of 10 people always pull through and if I do it properly I can make about 50 dollars a day. Now you know my secret.

Speaking of secrets, Mischa Barton isn’t actually thin, she’s a fat bitch stretched out to look skinny, until you get her naked and her cellulite ridden legs swallow your dick…

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