Denisa Dvorakova is some Communist Model who has POSED IN A BATHING SUIT before…and here she is doin’ it for Elle Russia…behind the Iron curtain…

I am a firm believer that Russia peaked in the 80s, when everyone dressed the same, when everyone waited in line for rationed bread, when the rich remained rich and the poor remained poor, in a two class system they pretended was communist…because the girls were just as hot then, only far more desperate…

They were not dating 30 year old billionaires, not many were not really international models, only the ones who had to escape…but even today, they are still good to look at…and more importantly, there are still so many girls who get naked on webcam, so many hot girls who are not with the billionaires, you know the ones who just don’t make the cut but are still better than the average American girls..so maybe Russia is the only place any of your single dudes should travel…all you need is a couple hundred dollars to buy a wife…

Here’s Denisa Dvorakova

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Denisa Dvorakova won a model search a couple of years ago…she’s Czech like so many horrible people who deserve what is coming to them that I know…all hard faced….skinny…tall…and posing in swimwear….for some catalog shit…that doesn’t really matter…or inspire us to be better people…but it does remind us how shitty our lives are…cuz we aren’t on the beach staring at ass like this while sipping cocktails…in paradise feeling like we’ve made it and like we really grasp what living is….while instead we are defrosting a can of beans and a smoked ham we got on sale for Thanksgiving dinner….cuz we are ghetto and not fabulous like that…

I give thanks for this bitch…from her Eastern European home reminds me of where I’ve failed….it gives me perspective and allows me to keep on going…

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