The people at TREATS! Magazine ….just keep on bringing the hot, up and coming models I’ve never heard of, named DERRYN LESTER , from South Africa, who we are happy wasn’t dating the blade runner, because she would be dead by now and we would not be graced with her amazing and beautiful tan lines…

I mean for some reason 95% of white South African girls…are ridiculously hot. Were the ugly ones killed off during Apartheid in the most racist of places in the world, did the uglies die off of AIDS because of the high AIDS rate, since the hot ones locked down the dudes who weren’t HIV positive, or were they just killed off since South Africa has 100 murders an hour or something insane…or are they just a mix of ethnic greatness, or do we only…

I have so many questions I need answered, and I expect to direct them at Derryn Lester on our first date…you know the one we fall in love at…

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