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Diana Monteiro Is Some Quality Portuguese Fish of the Day

The only thing I really know about Portugual is that I worked for a Portuguese guy once and he was a real fucking loser…who really hated when I’d ask him “Hey, aren’t you supposed to be a fisherman”….I guess I also know about their chicken….because it’s affordable…like their women…something I should appreciate…but don’t really…cuz I prefer to avoid the armpit of any contenient…even if I generally belong there…but that was before today…because today, I realized the over catholic, lame spanish wannabees have celebrities of their own…and those celebrities aren’t as hairy or fat assed as I’d expect….cuz this Diana chick, who is modeling her ass for Maxim…has a crazy fucking ass…that surely will end up looking like you’d expect a Portuguese woman to look…but for now…she’s spectactular and I figure we should celebrate that..this HOLIDAY SEASON

Amazing ass, but the real amazing thing is that Maxim still exists…

Here are the pics…

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