No idea when this video is from because who the fuck is Ella Purnell…

She has pronouns in her instagram bio…what a fag. She’s British so I don’t mean a cigarette…but at least I won’t misgender her when staring at her tits she’s beeing taking on tour because she’s in a hit new show.

It’s unfortunate that I’m not a gamer, because if I was, DrunkenStepfather would be a multi-billion dollar gaming community of gamers…..instead, I find videogames and the adults who play them stupid and thus know nothing about FALLOUT, other than that it’s now a very hyped up show on one of the streamers based on the videogame. It’s like Barbie for virgin loser fat fuck gamers….

Anyway, I assume this Ella Purnell chick is in the show, she’s touring the talk shows for the show, and through it all she’s got some tits, and we like tits more than videogames, which is why I have a -1000 dollar a month titty community so I figure as I transition to that gaming empire that will never happen due to my. lack of interest and follow-through, I can occasionally have cross-over moments like I am right now…

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Ella Purnell is a 24 year old actress from the UK that I’ve never heard of. Her wikipedia is not very exciting but she has recently been in an Agatha Christie Mini-Series, which sounds about what you’d expect from UK programming….she was also in something that is apparently very hyped because it was a best selling novel called Sweetbitter, but I am apparently not up to speed on best selling novels, I mean do people even read anymore? So I’ve never heard of that…she’s the lead in something called Belgravia…..which sounds awful because it’s some period piece shit…do people actually watch period pieces? Then she’s in some Netflix show, that’s probably more our speed called Army of the Dead…by nerd icon Zack Snyder….so she’s clearly making moves…

I am more interested in her bare ass for social media…because you know gotta get that hype on there, to get that hype to be cast in movies and TV, which clearly she’s trying to do….and a bare ass is a good starting point for that…especially when in nature, so you can play it off as more wholesome, camping, hiking nudity than obvious nudity….either type of nudity is still nudity and thus good.

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Ella Purnell is on some show called Sweetbitter, which is some bullshit chick show about a girl who finds herself in the restaurant industry of New York as a Sommelier or some other silly storyline I don’t care about, until today, when it involved some small steam room titties….not that I will ever watch the show, but I’ll watch the GIF of the titty scene from the show because that is just the kind of guy I am, and always was….seriously…if you saw me in 1995 at the Videostore digging for titty scenes, you would understand how that passion got me here today…25 years later….in what has been a very humiliating, pathetic existence that I don’t expect to see change in that behavior anytime soon..it’s an old dog / new trick situation….part of me…like these tits are part of her, and how tits in general are a part of most storytelling nowadays since mainstream TV is competing with porno on a head to head level….

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