Elle Twerk is a misguided ass model from INSTAGRAM who I guess got a lot of love for having a fat ass that she took to heart and decided to build content around shaking that ass….even though it’s really just a fat ass and not necessarily in a good way…but in a fat way…

She’s living in LA according to her instagram, which means that she got that WORK VISA despite being a virtually unknown booty model who doesn’t necessarily live up to the title, but dudes are perverts and will follow any girl in a thong shaking her ass on Zuckerberg’s pornsite that for some reason isn’t flagged a pornsite….SEEMS SUSPICIOUS…but I guess you need to be an insider sitting at the right table to be able to really pretend your porn isn’t porn at all….even if you can see asshole all over it…

Now, I don’t hate the hustle, or that women realize getting naked is all it takes to make their dreams come true, I don’t even mind if a bad booty model gets work visas in the USA for being a bad booty model…or that Zuck gets richer and richer each second with his empire…that’s just the way society works…

I just think it’s funny that this girl has the confidence to be a booty model, when historically, she’d probably think she didn’t quite have what it took to be a booty model…seeing as she’s so soft and sloppy…but I guess in a generation of lazy slobs…soft and sloppy is what it’s about..

But the overall bitch getting paid to shake her average ass in a thong as a viable business strategy…is pretty amazing for the viewer…

We are the viewers….

So if you’re out there thinking you’ve got to do squats and get ripped to make bank being naked on the internet, use this as inspiration, to remind you that all women of all shapes and sizes can get paid if they are slutty enough….it’s the right kind of inclusivity…you know the getting half naked and shaking your ass kind of inclusivity…

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