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Sexy Dance of the Day

FAT LIVES MATTER…..but do they?

I haven’t been to a stripclub in probably 5 years, which is fucking insane if you think about, since I used to spend way too much time at stripclubs, but I guess eventually, I got bored of the whores who didn’t realize they were whores, but rather some feminists trying to GET what they deserve out of simple men they manipulate with their tits, not that I ever fell for any of that, but I guess I was bored of the same conversation with the same whore brain, placed in a different whore body…..people aren’t that impressive….especially when they walked around the club acting like they are Beyonce or some shit, when I’m sitting there thinking “this bitch thinks she’s way hotter and way more important than she actually is”….

Anyway, I am sure stripclubs stages an poles see a fuck of a lot fatter bitches than they used to when strippers had to be hot cuz fat chicks WOULD never dream of stripping…I wonder if they’ve had to structurally reinforce the stages and poles for hot acts like this.

That’s not to say this is a stripper, just a big girl doing a stripper dance, with underwear that you could use as a tent if you were stuck on Survivor with her….yes, I watch Survivor…and it’s SURVIVOR DAY….while I look at this shit just trying to survive…with some LUNCH TIME, LUNCH BOX, CARB LOADED PUSSY.


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Some Beth Ditto and Fatter than Ever for the Perverts of the Day

This bitch can’t live forever, she’s too fat. So take in this sexy while you still can. Look at the way she opens her mouth trying to eat the mic because she’s got an eating disorder that makes her eat everything in fucking sight, or look and her legs that are so malleable that you can easily make a vagina in her cellulite fat welts. See I’ve got a fat wife, pretty much this fat and there’s nothing hot about the shit, but for some reason some people dig this fat chick thing, maybe cuz they can’t run, maybe cuz they’re like a bouncy castle you see at community events, maybe its because they are a limited commitment because they will die sooner than later, but I think the whole thing is sick, even though I’m morbidly obese on paper, but that’s more socially acceptable, since I have a penis….something I’d be scared to see Beth Ditto getting….

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