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2007

19

Dec

I am – Uma Thurman’s Massive Hands of the Day

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Since there’s a fetish for everything, I can only assume that Uma is hitting 2 of them in these pictures, one being a big scary hand fetish and the other being a girl in mittens fetish.

I know how you generally only try to get with girls with small hands because you like the way they make your dick bigger, so big hands intimidate you and make you feel like less of a man. That’s probably part of the reason why winter is Uma Thurman’s man’s favorite time of year, because he can encourage her to cover them shits up without lookin’ like too much of an asshole. I can also assume he never takes her apple picking.


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Posted in:Fetish|Hands|Unsorted

2007

17

Dec

I am – Rihanna’s Cleavage in a V-Neck of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Rihanna in some V-Neck showing off her tits and fishnet stockings, which isn’t really that big of a deal considering that she dresses like this 300 pound dominatrix I used to hang out with a few years ago. I kinda liked the way she’d chain me up and treat me like the useless piece of shit I am.

Knowing that Rihanna is just a poser, and just looks like a candy-coated version of a Fetish mistress and is not actually the kind of girl who would shove things in your ass for money while making you beg them to piss on your face, kinda takes away from the experience, but I’d rather have a girl pretending than not actually trying, because that way I can look at pictures of her ass in PVC and reality is, pictures of Rihanna’s ass in PVC is probably as close as we’ll ever get to seeing her naked, so we take what we can get.

It’s like every time I end up in a club and these half naked girls are all grinding up on my dick like they are going to go home with me, and I’m thinking how much of a slut this girl’s gotta be for actually letting me do this shit to her and how the night’s going to get so much better when we take this back to her place, before realizing that bitch isn’t being honest about being a drunk slut like we see in the movies and that she’s just acting like one when she’s out because she thinks that’s how she’s supposed to act, leaving me alone, forcing me to come home to a fate worse than death, and that’s my fat wife’s stench, but I still welcome the cocktease, because it’s better than no tease. Cuddles.

Bonus – Rihanna in Her Fetish Gear Performing:


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Posted in:Fetish|Unsorted

2006

18

Jan

Women Wrestling Pics

Festishes always make me laugh, especially when they take over a person’s life and everything they do revolves around that fetish. Last night I went to a strip club and chatted up the door check chick. She was from Orlando and moved up here for her boyfriend who she met on Halloween 4 years ago and married on halloween 2 years ago, and loves halloween. I guess having a thing for halloween isn’t really a fetish – it makes you a goth but either way her life revolves around Halloween like this mother fucker’s life revolves around bitches wrestling. The last time I saw two women wrestling, I was walking by a park and two inuit prostitutes were fighting over a 40 oz of malt liquor. I’m talkin serious fighting like gauging each others eyes and shit. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t hard.

See 11 pages of Women Wrestling Pics Here

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