Florence Pugh is the mouth that sucks off Zach Braff like he’s not a fucking dinosaur that no one should give a fuck about….

She’s also an overrated celebrity who has been in a few things, possibly nominated for an oscar, and this is her attempt at comedy or dance, or who the fuck knows, I’m too busy trying to figure out why people act like she’s some hot thing….I mean is it solely because she has a vagina? Do you even know if she has a vagina? Braff always struck me for the kind of guy who puts objects in his ass, so I wouldn’t put TRANNY past her, at least not with those hard features….

In her defense, I do have facial recognition blindness, I don’t recognize people I actually know, they constantly look different. It could be some form of Autism, it is undiagnosed, but when I found out it was a thing, I knew it was a thing I had….because all people look pretty much the fucking same to me, and each time I see them it’s like news to me, and each time I see this one, it’s totally uneventful….a let down…because I know she gets all that hype that she clearly doesn’t really deserve….but like I said…maybe it’s solely based on her having that vagina ya’ll assume she has….so that being said, here she is being an idiot…

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Zach Braff is a fucking loser as far as I’m concerned, I mean sure she made a lot of money with SCRUBS and everything else he’s done, but he just has that puckered asshole face that’s easy to hate…but for whatever reason he was an icon to nerds…I remember seeing Garden State, I don’t remember Garden State, but I went to it with the most socially awkward virgin loser dude I had ever met, one of those people who adopt you as a friend and force themselves on you so hard, but since you know they are fucking losers you feel bad telling them to fuck themselves, even though you want nothing to do with them…it happens sometimes when you’re a nice guy.

Anyway, despite being a fucking loser for the losers as far as I’m concerned, this is the overhyped pussy he fucks…FLORENCE PUGH, who lives up to her name as far as I’m concerned, because she looks like a dirty fucking Pugh….

I get that she’s had a breakout year or two, that she’s the industry sweetheart, but she’s not hot and has midget legs so she can go fuck herself, it’s probably better than fucking that SCRUBS motherfucker…..

Here is her weird dance in leggings..

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Florence Pugh is trying on bathing suits!

Florence Pugh is a very overrated Oscar nominated, possibly Oscar winning, who knows we don’t watch the Oscars in these parts or put any fucking value on them, even though winning an Oscar has allowed bitches like Brie Larson to continue to exist all because she had one decent role, so cast her in everything now…not that Florence Pugh is Brie Larson, but her boyfriend is about Brie Larson’s age…a little Zach Braff getting in on this….

Now Florence Pugh, who I heard calls her fan club “Poo Fetishists”….like how Lady Gaga calls her fans monsters, or Katy Perry calls her fans “I can’t believe I have fans”….is out here in a one piece swimsuit cuz she’s short a thick….and that’s how those types wear bathing suits…and you can see her hard nipple that Zach Braff probably can’t believe everytime it gets pulled out since prior to his celebrity that no one understands, Zach Braff probably only had sex with his vagina he crafted in woodshop class, he has that vibe…but now that he’s SCRUBS rich, he’s getting in on this….which I guess would be less eventful if Florence Pugh wasn’t as highly rated as she is because she’s pretty average looking for a celebrity…and there are SO many hot whores on instagram who aren’t lame ass actors available to fuck rich guys like Zach Braff so it’s a lot of “what the fuck’s that idiot doing….boomer doesn’t know all the whores in the LA area that would give him equally empty relationships”…but that would give better emptying of balls….so the whole thing makes no sense.

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Florence Pugh or as I like to call her Flo Poo which is dyslexic for Poo Flo…and also the name I give my shits every time I eat Taco Bell…or really any solid foods…I just don’t have that gut health you need to get by thanks to damage drinking has done…or what I like to call the SUPER POWERS drinking has given me….by destroying all my enzymes…and liver….and gall bladder…BUT ENOUGH about 50 year old issues…..and look at the overhyped, industry sweetheart, oscar nominated, hot on the scene…titties another 50 year old…who probably still poos solid..while he poos inside of PUGH with his penis….

PANTY FLASH:

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