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Fred Durst Hasn’t Killed Himself Yet of the Day

That’s odd, if I was Fred Durst, I would have killed myself a long time ago, you know just for being Fred Durst, but he manages to keep on going, smile on his face, shocker in hand, like he doesn’t have the ill fate of being Fred Durst…Some things in life just don’t make sense, but I guess when you have a will to live, you really defy all odds, cuz a weaker person would have given into the temptation of self-mutilation everytime someone said your name, you looked in the mirror, you pulled out your credit card, or pretty much went out in public…Maybe that’s why he’s got so much grey hair…inner torment from being Fred Durst…We’ll never know…

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