These Freida Pinto for Esquire UK pics could not have come at a better time….because I am currently working on making myself famous in India….USA fame is too overrated…and having over a billion people….half of which are girls…works for my non existant self esteem….so I figure the best way is to post and praise these dots not feathers….esepcially when they are half naked….even when knowing that Dev Petel awkwardness has cum inside her….now I’m gonna go back to researching India pop culture to have better jokes that only they get, since I’m tired of you and moving on internationally…

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Here’s Bollywood pussy that belongs to Dev Patel cuz he gets her, you know with the whole being the only two Indian (dot not feather) actors who have made it in America, even though she’s far better looking than him, you know good enough to even land a famous white actor, but famous white actors can’t give her uterus Indian (dot not feather) babies…and apparently that’s something important to ethnic people….at least that’s what I’ve concluded on the stinky immigrant bus I sometimes take…

She’s leaving pilates or yoga cuz she’s cliche like that….you know being into Yoga and from India is almost like being American and owning a gun…only a lot more peaceful, thanks Ghandi, and she’s covering her stomach, which means pregnancy…cuz that’s how these secret arranged marriages work…trade goat for daughter, daughter make baby, move to america, open convenience store or butter chicken and nan bread store…only this is hollywood….

I have no idea why I did that post….

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