Supermodels are built like tanks – when they are standing together they look good and proportionate and make us all want to bang them, especially when they are in their lingerie, but when they stand next to normal sized things you see they are scary sized monsters who still look fucking good and make use still want to bang them only with a step ladder and some elevator shoes or some shit.

Either way, here are pics of Karolina Kurkova lookin’ like a man riding a little girls pink Barbie bike that he stole to outrun the cops for getting busted hiding in a place little girls keep their bikes because otherwise that story would have made no sense, because a grown man has no business owning or riding a little girl’s bike no matter how cute he thinks it makes him look. Weirdo.

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