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Giedre Dukauskaite for H&M Lingerie of the Day

I used to know a Lithuanian plumber, we’d drink together.

He used to tell me that the girls back in Lithuania were incredible and he didn’t understand how he ended up marrying the fattest, hairiest of the bunch. One of those “I’m a fucking loser because everyday I go back to the motherland I am a fucking hero to babes all because of my Canadian Passport, but here I am stuck with this pile of shit”…something I can relate to….but he’d buy these young girls, sometimes for 20 dollars a night anyway…just to taste what he could have had, because apparently, for 20 dollars Lituanians will let you taste anything…something good to know before you build a prison for yourself..

That said this Giedre Dukauskaite, whatever the fuck kind of name is that, is one who got away, you know the Eastern European who models instead of being human trafficked because she was lucky enough to be tall…and now she’s probably living in NYC, booking 30k-100k campaigns, and looking’ hot doing it…

Even when catalog bikini and lingerie pics are boring as fuck.

So Giedre Dukauskaite, and her stupid name she should have stage named…is amazing…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Giedre Dukauskaite Hot for Something Called Madame Figaro of the Day

This is a Lithuanian model, born in 1988, who has done a few big shoots for Italian Vogue, Japanese Vogue and I’ve never heard of her or done posts on her before, but for some reason these pics spoke to me, and they are not even showing nipple. I think it is the simple fact that long, lean, thin, emaciated girls, with pretty photo friendly faces, who are wearing bathing suits, or hiding their little titties when topless, in photoshooped, professionally shot pics are porn to me. I like the internation flavor, I like the easy labor to make huge money, I like the rockstar life, and more importantly, I like the modeling contract, it’s that stamp of approval from professionals I need in order to decide if a bitch is hot.

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