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Archive for the Golden Globes 2012 Category

2012

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Jan

Golden Globes Globes of the Day

I will never understand why anyone would sit through an award show at their own will. Shit is torture.

It’s like a bunch of awards that mean nothing for people who are already living a life of a lottery winner who don’t need more awards….making speeches about nothing…in efforts to validate that what they do actually matters on an artistic level…even though the shit are bought, bribed and totally bullshit….because their bank accounts aren’t enough validation…..

I don’t see any appeal whatsoever in hearing a shitty comedian tame down his shitty jokes for money like a sell out while pretending he’s not being tame or that his jokes aren’t shitty….when he had to hustle to get to the level of hosting bullshit awards…and knows a good joke from a bad one….opting for the bad one cuz that shit pays the bills he already has no problem paying…

The only thing remotely interesting is that the bitches show off some tit…but even that got boring by the 9th grade when all bitches had cleavage and we became desensitized….in desperate need of the pussy….but here are the pics anyway…

Jessica Alba Showing Some Titty So People Don’t typecast her as “mom”….

Sofia Vergara Looking Like She’s at a Hispanic High School Grad…

Kate Beckinsale for the Virgin Losers who like Hot Moms….

Elle Macpherson looking like a tampon at a beauty pageant…

Salma Hayek’s Big Fucking Mexico Titty….

Charlize Theron South African HIV risk Wouldn’t Stop Me…

Stacy Keibler Looking like she’s won the lottery now that she’s finally allowed at these events all thanks to her vagina….

Some Maria Menounos Round Greek Booty She Uses as a Vagina when She’s on her period or really whenever cuz that’s what Greek girls do…

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