This girl is a real nobody. I was under the impression that she may have been a somebody…maybe even a retired somebody…she might have even been that bitch from Seinfeld…there was just this arrogance in her only being in a bikini while laying down…like most girls with shitty bodies…quick to get into a bath robe when done….so that no one sees her shitty body…I assumed that she had to be in her 40s…but it turns out she’s some low grade, low level, insignificant pussy who happened to be in the movie Final Destination…but who is making big moves cuz she’s cast for two more movies in 2011, two years after her first role….and with that shitty resume…she’s got no business hiding…and should instead be spread eagled and fucking a black dude like Kim Kardashian…

Chicks like this really need me on their PR team…

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