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2019

04

Jan

Hanalei Reponty Topless Surfer of the Day

Hanalei Reponty is a “free surfer” and bikini model…who has a long, lean and hot body that is capitalizing on the whole surfer thing, since being a surfer is a big deal right now, and the whole girls don’t have to surf competitively, they just have to be able to get up on a board or carry a board for an excuse to be in a bikini for people like me to say “look at the surfer”…since the majority of the world have never seen the ocean and if they have it was probably on some resort where they were drunk pissing in the pool for most of the time…cuz that’s where the bikinis were and we never see enough bikini…

Hanalei Reponty is obviously also the kind of girl who thinks she’s hot, or knows she’s hot, and is getting naked with that hot skinny body…or topless…because free the nipple…she’s a surfer no need to be all uptight and not topless…you know at one with the sea or some shit…

Apparently these are old, but who needs new when a tit is out…even if that tit is on a man faced girl…cuz we don’t realize she’s man faced…when the tit is out..

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2014

06

Aug

Hanalei Reponty by David Hauserman in the Laundromat of the Day

Hanalei Reponty is a pretty amazing bodied model from Tahiti who was marketed as a surfer, even though she’s probably not actually a surfer, but then again what makes a surfer, I would assume it is anyone who can surf. Right?

I mean it’s a lifestyle bro…

Not that I would know, I am not a surfer, or a model, but I am all about looking at pictures of girls who do surf, because they generally have amazing bodies, all swimming and being beat the fuck up by waves all day…

I am not sure what this Hanalei Reponty shoot is for, I just know it is by David Hauserman who is on the rise as a photographer….

I also know that she’s showing some toplessness, because that’s just the direction everything is going, that is just what we want to see, and I am all about this movement…Models and model titties for fashion is and has always been my porn…

I blame Fashion Television running runway shows on Sundays when I only had one channel and I was forced to jerk off to it – coupled with fashion magazines always being available to jerk off to as a kid…in an era before porn…

All this to say – Hanalei Reponty is amazing.

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2014

16

May

Hanalei Reponty for Wildfox of the Day

Hanalei Reponty is looking’ hot bodied for Wildfox….she’s another one of these instagram models, who the world is starting to love because social media means everything to brands paying these girls…but she’s got more of a hook, because she’s a “surfer”…it gives her an excuse to post her ass all over the place, an ass that is actually pretty fucking rocking’ because surfers all have great asses, it’s part of spending their life in a half squat riding waves…

I mean her name is Hanalei, I don’t think there was any other option for her, other than being the ass that represents the beach life…

I’m not in love, but I would definitely not use a condom with her, but in my defence, I don’t use condoms with anyone, it’s not worth the hassle …

All this to say…that ass…my god…

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2014

02

May

Hanalei Reponty and Camille Rowe for Free People of the Day

Here are Hanalei Reponty and Camille Rowe in a Free People campaign…

I’ve done one post on Hanalei Reponty back when I first fell in love with her, before forgetting she existed, because she’s not all that memorable. She’s just a beach lifestyle model, with a beach name, who pretends to surf and who is packaging herself pretty well, not to mention who is a nice package, especially in a bikini…Is she going to be a huge star who fucking knows, I just know she’s good to stare at….

I’ve also done posts on Camille Rowe who is French amazing model who usually gets topless, but who isn’t’ topless, even though topless is the only bikini in France…who cares..what matters is these bitches are on the beach and bitches on the beach are far better to look at than my wife who I think is getting ready to take a shit…because that’s what It smells like.

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2014

31

Jan

Hanalei Reponty is a Babe of the Day

Hanalei Reponty is a “free surfer” and bikini model…who has a long, lean and hot body that is capitalizing on the whole surfer thing, since being a surfer is a big deal right now, and the whole girls don’t have to surf competitively, they just have to be able to get up on a board for people like me to say “look at the surfer”…since the majority of the world have never seen the ocean and if they have it was probably on some resort where they were drunk in the pool for most of the time…

Now surfer or not, she’s apparently from Tahiti, but I like to think she’s from my dreams…it’s like I want to get a Ukele and sing her love songs like that fat hawaiian who died and has that big youtube video…only more Mexican…and equally unhealthy…

This ass is just too good to ignore.

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