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2014

16

Jun

Hannah Davis Nipples for ZINK of the Day

Here is Virgin Island Virgin who is not a Virgin because she’s working in the modelling industry and models are never virgins, it’s almost a prerequisite HANNAH DAVIS

Her claim to fame is Sports Illustrated, which is obviously huge for her, thanks to having sex with Derek Jeter’s cock, a cock that has been linked to many herpes ridden vaginas, leading me to think she probably but now she’s gone into nipple modelling, because that’s how we take it to the next level…a good strategy…for a voyeur like me who doesn’t care about her quest for fame, but do care about her nipples in a magazine….

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2014

22

Apr

Hannah Davis for GQ of the Day

Hannah Davis is 23 and looks like she’s 40.

She’s from the Caribbean and was just in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, which may make people wonder “how does a bitch get into SI Swimsuit”…the answer is pretty simple and you can turn to their models of the past for the answer…

The first way into SI Swimsuit is date a pro athlete, like Brooklyn Decker, Irina Shayk, and bunch of other bitches.

The second is be a Guess girl, because Guess has SI Editors by the labias for some reason….

Hannah Davis took option one, as she’s officially Dating Derek Jeter, like some kind of groupie, catcher’s mitt of a pussy, that thanks to Derek Jeter’s known past lovers includes herpes…a great thing to get at 23…and small tradeoff for career…I mean they have Valtrex for that, it’s not like it’s aids, it’s just gross….even if everyone in Hollywood has it…

Here she is in GQ, probably very happy I am posting on her…

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2014

25

Mar

Hannah Davis in a Bikini Catalog of the Day

Luli Fama is some bikini company I’ve never heard of…but like all bikini companies, their catalogs fucking suck…

Sure they get models who are either hot, trashy, over-hyped, but ultimately, who look good in a bikini, and we all like looking at girls in bikinis, but they do it in the most generic and uninspired way.

I don’t have the answers and I can’t tell you how they could do this better, if I did, I would be in advertising, I just know Hannah Davis, who is some 24 year old, young model who was just in Sports Illustrated…born and raised in the Virgin Islands…in a bikini…doesn’t seem all that interesting…despite being half naked….where is the fucking concept LULI fame…you suck

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2013

22

Oct

Hannah Davis Shitty Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

I can think of a lot of things worse than Lingerie Catalog pics…but not much…they are boring, the photoshop out the good stuff, at least depending on the company, like this one who doesn’t believe underwear should be sold showing ass….because ass, despite being something we all have and sit on, is vulgar when in a low rise panty a company is trying to sell…

The whole thing is such bullshit, but this Hannah Davis chick, who probably made 1000 dollars shooting this is alright, I mean it’s not her fault the system is flawed, or that sex and sexuality is so confused that a girl in underwear needs to be modified to make it wholesome enough to put out there…what the fuck….

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2013

20

Mar

Hannah Davis in FHM South Africa is Worth Knowing of the Day

Hannah Davis is a 22 year old American model who grew up in St Thomas in the Virgin Islands….which probably makes her the only model ever to come out of U.S. Virgin islands, but life on the beach, would explain why she looks so good half naked….

I’ve never heard of her, but after some research, apparently she’s done some Victoria’s Secret work, but more unfortunately, has done some Derek Jeter cock. Cock, that has been linked to so many herpes ridden vaginas, leading me to assume that she’s just another statistic, but since I’ll never meet her, and even if I did I’d forget who she was as I tend to do, herpes don’t matter….I mean even when I’m about to stick my dick in a whore during outbreak, herpes don’t matter. I like to consider myself a carrier who can’t get tainted like that…at least when it is convenient to think that…while drunk.

Either way, she’s making big moves for herself. FHM South Africa. That’s like the holy grail for models (No it’s not).

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