Hannah May is my new nude model girlfriend…she just doesn’t know it yet…but I do and that’s all that matter…I figure she’s got a solid 800 follower on twitter…now’s my chance to romance her and send her love letters letting her know that her efforts as a nude model haven’t gone unnoticed…you see cuz like an actual celebrity…the nudes…should take her to a whole other level of importance..and that’s what I bring to the relationship…eager readers ready to masturbate to her…and talk about her with their friends on second life cuz it’s their first life….while she’s brings the tits…good girlfriend who doesn’t know she’s my girlfriend….

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I have never heard of Hannah May and either has many people – cuz she’s only got 800 followers on twitter…but that doesn’t mean she’s not relevant, now, important, a human…it just means the masses aren’t familiar with her rockin’ fuckin’ tits she brings out in photoshoots….I mean…what the fuck does it matter how many twitter followers you fucking have to determine your worth…life isn’t a popularity contest…and some of the most significant people in the world probably don’t even use twitter that seriously…like this Hannah May model babe…cuz these tits…are fucking amazing…maybe even super heroes that I’d like to have give me mouth to mouth after I drown on them….and no one seems to give a fuck about her….or her updates…remninding us that some good things aren’t ruined by the internet….

Here she is topless in Bambi Magazine…whatever the fuck that is…

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