Hanna Simone was apparently a hot host on Much Music, Canada’s MTV before MTV entered Canada and now both exist happily together, owned by the same company, in Canadian Media….

I’ve never seen her, or more importantly, never had my way with her when she was drunk and I was slipping roofies in her drink….cuz the nice thing about Canadian Media is that these idiots get paid 30k a year at the most and that makes them easy to bring home to fuck, unlike America hosts, who make 30 million dollars a year, and are too busy getting serviced by lady boys imported from South America, I’m talking to you Seacrest Out.

Well, I guess this Hannah bitch realized that Canadian TV sucks and doesn’t pay the fucking rent, so she got herself on some show called New Girl with fat, annoying, overrated Zooey Deschanel where I guess she plays the hot girl….

And with that comes other opportunities, like stripping down for Esquire’s In Her Place feature, where she gets in her underwear in her place….

Her body doesn’t impress, but she’s got a nice face, which in my world is irrelevant cuz she’d be utilized on all fours with her face in the pillow….but enough about me -here are the pics.

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