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2017

04

Jan

Heather Graham Bikini Romance of the Day

Heather Graham only has 6000 followers on her instagram @ImHeatherGraham and that is fascinating to me…

At first I thought it was a joke, some mean spirited joke someone was playing on us, because Heather Graham is iconic to perverts who watched movies like Boogie Nights in the late 90s….how could some mall employee in Idaho be more relevant with her 40,000 followers than an actual celebrity…

Then I remembered, she’s old and must not be interesting to people, as old people are…and figured she probably doesn’t update her shit at all…I’ve seen accounts that are just named after a celeb that get tens of thousands of likes…but it turns out she made a post a day ago…so she’s active on it….

But more importantly, I remember the late 90s….were 20 fucking years ago..and she’s probably in her 50s…but 50 or not…she’s still got her tits…and that’s an achievement – especially in this breast cancer filled world…

These pics are pretty fucking boring…but what do you expect from a grandmother using social media.

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2016

08

Feb

Who Won for Best The Paparazzi Shoot of the Day

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Here’s a new feature I call posting a few pictures of idiots I don’t care about, even though I did love Heather Graham’s tits and pussy hair in Boogie Nights because I love big natural tits and pussy hair, something that I am glad the younger, lazy, feminist girls are into showing me, because it makes my sexting on Tinder far more rewarding in a world where I’ve spent the last 10 years dealing with baby bald pussy – thanks to Bros and Kardashians enforce it…when I just want bigger, thicker, pillow in a panty bush…I actually got in a fight with a feminist about her bush just the other day, she ended up blocking me, because I guess she felt like I was mocking her with my excitement of her hairiness, even though I was excited by her hairiness…

I digress…this feature will be a one off, and it’s an interactive, leave a comment, but you won’t since NO ONE Is out there…

What do you like better Heather Graham Old and in a Tight Purple Outfit Jogging on set…or Karina Smirnoff, not quite as good as the low quality Vodka, but some Dancing With the Stars chick…legitimately doing the cheesiest car wash ever, even though she’s rich and probably doesn’t even take her own tampons out of her vile dancing pussy….yet all of a sudden the girl with three full time cleaning ladies is washing a fucking car in short shorts…

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OR:

Karina Smirnoff Washing Cars

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Verdict – they are both winners….because they aren’t street hookers

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2016

15

Jan

Heather Graham Has Good Botox of the Day

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Heather Graham is 100 years old. This is her face.

It looks exactly like it did when she was in Boogie Nights in what I assume was the 90s, I don’t remember that shit, but I do remember her hot bush and tits in it. It was her big break…that took her average acting skills to the future a future that doesn’t matter to you, since she looks the fucking same.

We call this – Bitch Got Work Done, but we’d still fuck her if she didn’t and was 50 pounds heavier, because she’s Heather Graham and we’re 40 and have been onto her for a long time, while the young kids are on instagram and 10 of you visit blogs still, which is okay with me, since 10 of you have always been the only audience I have..so I’m as irrelevant as always, never losing that crown of irrelevance…

I find it interesting that Heather Graham looks
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2015

02

Feb

Heather Graham in a Bikini of the Day

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Heather Graham is old now.

I’m going to go watch Boogie Nights…and remember the good days…the big tits, the 70s bush…the fresh face with her big break….with excitement in her eyes…all bright eyed and ready for the celeberity she always wanted…

Now she’s just working against gravity….and it’s depressing, or would be if there weren’t a million fucking young girls to replace her…

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