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2020

12

Jun

Heather Graham Looking 50 in her Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham’s 50 year old bikini body went viral earlier in the week because she posted a badly photoshopped selfie where her hair looked like it was painted on, or on some barbie made of plastic kind of kick….but as it turns out the paparazzi version of the pics aren’t as bad as I’d expect, I mean she’s still a sloppy titty, 50 year old with a ass that looks like it is melting, and a belly that looks like it’s early pregnancy, which is impossible because of menopause…the hottest shit around for dudes into old ladies you can’t knock up.

She still looks “alright” I guess, but I am a believer that some fitness could do her body some good, even at 50 tap into that higher testosterone and make some muscles…at least in her ass…I mean what the fuck else does she do all day besides being a rich celebrity….clearly…a lazy rich celebrity…

All this to say, she doesn’t deserve the hype she got, I think the internet is a terrible breeding ground of over encouraging people too many “your great girl”…or “looking amazing”….or “so fucking hot”….and not enough “PUT ON A ONE PIECE YOU OLD SLOPPY FUCK”…because if you wrote “PUT ON A ONE PIECE YOU OLD SLOPPY FUCK”….instagram would ban you…even if what you are saying is truth and they pretend to care about truth as they have fake news fact checking software running….

Here’s a 50 year old sack of shit you once jacked off to….

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2020

09

Jun

Heather Graham Photoshopped Bikini Pic of the Day

Heather Graham Bikini

This photo of Actress Heather Graham is so heavily photoshopped it almost looks like an oil painting, or a sketch, but I guess that applies to every single girl on the internet who wants to make themselves just a little hotter than they are, with a few filters and facetune / photoshop apps…because why the fuck not….it’s not like you have to socialize or go out in public anymore. You can be an AVATAR…like the movie…only less queer.

This reminds me of when you let an old lady go at her photos top make her look younger, but this old lady is Heather Graham and we’ve all jerked off to her thanks to the RACIST HATE CRIME COMMITTING YET RICHER THAN GOD DESPITE HIS RACIST HATE CRIMES Marky Mark…has he been cancelled yet, or is the public more lenient on people they find cool, while too busy cancelling dudes who have racist wives…so dumb…

What I like about this pic is the square hip….I know that’s what I look for in pussy…but only because the closest thing to pussy I get is my AMAZON cardboard boxes.

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2018

26

Jun

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Heather Graham Bikini

It’s nice to see Roller Girl Heather Graham still sexualizing herself – so many years after she first sexualized herself in Boogie Nights playing a hot titty pornstar with a rockin’ 70s bush, the way pornstars are supposed to look, but so often don’t….because they are too busy being social media whores…but the good news is that I’ve done some Porn Research recently and discovered a lot of Instagram looking girls do porn with their boyfriends…because porn has been normalized, it’s no big deal, it’s just sex, even if it destroys these women at their core of their soul, but while they are doing it and getting paid for it as dudes jerk off to them…they fucking love every second of it.

That has little to do with Heather Graham’s ass in a bikini while she does her whole Travel the world living the good life doing yoga because she’s rich from Hollywood…but these pics do….

Heather Graham Bikini

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2018

30

May

Heather Graham Slutty Fetish Pics of the Day

Heather Graham Slutty Bikini

Heather Graham, like all the Celebs in their 40s from the 90s, is making a move to social media because they understand that people are voyeurs and part of being a public figure is letting your fans into your actual life, your actual personality, making a reality show of yourself, that you curate on your feed.

They remember when they had to be totally disconnected from their fans, and when they had to limit their exhibitionism to the movies….but now, it’s the other way around.

If you want to get into movies, to get noticed, to be hired – you need the instagram feed…you need a character that represents you as an actor and the world will buy into you…

It’s really nonsense, but people want real and these puppets who are not real at all have to fake their way through it.

Sometimes with bikini pics doing weird fetish pics like this…

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2017

24

Oct

Heather Graham with Some Ass Flash in the Short Shorts of the Day

Heather Graham with Some Ass Flash

Heather Graham is old…she’s not known for her ass…she’s more about her tits…or we’re more about her tits…or I’m more about her tits…because I will admit that roller girl was a hot thing to me back when it happened in 1999 or whenever it was…close to 20 years ago…and she maintained being a hot thing with great tits for a while after that…I just haven’t really thought of her since then…but she pops up here and there…1000 years old ….but today…in her weird onesie outfit…flashing a whole lot of leg on legs I don’t remember noticing…she’s back on the map….mainly because she’s skinny in this fat world…and skinny legs are my porn…who needs tits or really ass…or a face that is youthful and fresh with skinny legs…NOT ME….that’s the answer NOT ME…I don’t need none of that just give me the skinny legs…

This is the hottest thing we’ve seen all year.

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2017

24

Aug

Heather Graham at some Hot Springs of the Day

Heather Graham is in a bikini and she’s clever and knows how she photographs – so she stays laying down…as any girl in her 40s will tell you…it’s the ideal look for them while fucking…I mean that and from behind because you don’t want old lady face looking down on you…all loose skinned and terrifying….

Well, apparently, she’s trying to get a younger audience, by doing the shameless bikini selfies, despite being 50…and I’m all for it…if staying current and finding new fans comes with half nakedness…

This is her second bikini selfie pic in recent weeks…and clearly…she likes how that’s working out for her.

To make this picture even more OLD TIMEY – the picture was taken from LINDA EVANGALISTA…fucking TIME machine bikini selfie erotica..right

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2017

23

Jun

Heather Graham Bikini Pic of the Day

Roller girl, who’s hottest role by far was roller girl, because it showcased her hot tits as a 70s porn star…like when porn actually mattered…Heather Graham…who must be in her 40s by now…and a mom….in a bikini, in a bikini selfie for social media…self produced clickbait you appreciate because you are still into Heather Graham, you still jerk off to her tits in all the movies she’s done, and you like seeing updated half nude content of her to see that she’s still around, to make her feel more than a film archive…I get it…kind of….I still jerk off to nudes of girls I fucked in the 90s that were shot in the 90s…on polaroid…that I still have…but then I check their Facebook pics out and remember why I stick to the archive footage..Aging, even when it is good…is awful…..but I guess not as awful as it could be…right

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2017

05

Apr

Heather Graham Posts Old Pic in a Bikini for Social Media Whoring of the Day

Heather Graham was such a big deal for such a short period of time, but the world fucking loved her….yet she only has 14,000 instagram followers…what 14,000 that’s crazy…this is HEATHER GRAHAM people…the great tits we’ve all seen, loved and jerked off to. How could she be so irrelevant. Maybe it’s from being too famous for peasant things like social media.

I guess she’s trying to change that, you know a 40 year old with big tits who has been living the self involved coddled narcissistic life, doesn’t quite know how this whole internet thing works, they didn’t have it at the high school she probablyy dropped out of…and she never had to really figure it out because she was too busy making millions acting…..as the hot chick…

Because posting bikini pics is the fucking answer…its the whole “tits get hits”….logic that has carried my illustrious career…

It turns out that these are actually OLD bikini pics of her, the creepy obsessive perverts who are better suited to be running this site than me have picked up on it, as they have autistic social awkward superpowers that allow them to photographically memorize every bikini bitch has been seen in….

Which reminds me of a very sad situation going on in the NUDES racket, where girls are sending the same nude to multiple men, pretending they are their NUDES right now, when really they are at an AA meeting, or working at the grocery store, or in class, depending on who you sext with…and there is NO way to prove that the nude was shot that day…so as you jerk off thinking bitch in real time…she’s actually trolling you by sending out ARCHIVED images she deeps worthy to save for this case….and that is why you should demand any girl you sext with holds today’s newspaper in at least one of the nudes…but the challenge is finding a girl who is under 23, the average sexting age from my sexting experience, who knows what a newspaper is.

So here’s Heather Graham not holding a newspaper to prove this wasn’t shot back when I was jerking off to her bush in Boogie Nights….

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2017

04

Jan

Heather Graham Bikini Romance of the Day

Heather Graham Bikini Romance

Heather Graham only has 6000 followers on her instagram @ImHeatherGraham and that is fascinating to me…

At first I thought it was a joke, some mean spirited joke someone was playing on us, because Heather Graham is iconic to perverts who watched movies like Boogie Nights in the late 90s….how could some mall employee in Idaho be more relevant with her 40,000 followers than an actual celebrity…

Then I remembered, she’s old and must not be interesting to people, as old people are…and figured she probably doesn’t update her shit at all…I’ve seen accounts that are just named after a celeb that get tens of thousands of likes…but it turns out she made a post a day ago…so she’s active on it….

But more importantly, I remember the late 90s….were 20 fucking years ago..and she’s probably in her 50s…but 50 or not…she’s still got her tits…and that’s an achievement – especially in this breast cancer filled world…

These pics are pretty fucking boring…but what do you expect from a grandmother using social media.

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2016

08

Feb

Who Won for Best The Paparazzi Shoot of the Day

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Here’s a new feature I call posting a few pictures of idiots I don’t care about, even though I did love Heather Graham’s tits and pussy hair in Boogie Nights because I love big natural tits and pussy hair, something that I am glad the younger, lazy, feminist girls are into showing me, because it makes my sexting on Tinder far more rewarding in a world where I’ve spent the last 10 years dealing with baby bald pussy – thanks to Bros and Kardashians enforce it…when I just want bigger, thicker, pillow in a panty bush…I actually got in a fight with a feminist about her bush just the other day, she ended up blocking me, because I guess she felt like I was mocking her with my excitement of her hairiness, even though I was excited by her hairiness…

I digress…this feature will be a one off, and it’s an interactive, leave a comment, but you won’t since NO ONE Is out there…

What do you like better Heather Graham Old and in a Tight Purple Outfit Jogging on set…or Karina Smirnoff, not quite as good as the low quality Vodka, but some Dancing With the Stars chick…legitimately doing the cheesiest car wash ever, even though she’s rich and probably doesn’t even take her own tampons out of her vile dancing pussy….yet all of a sudden the girl with three full time cleaning ladies is washing a fucking car in short shorts…

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OR:

Karina Smirnoff Washing Cars

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Verdict – they are both winners….because they aren’t street hookers

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