Heather Graham was such a big deal for such a short period of time, but the world fucking loved her….yet she only has 14,000 instagram followers…what 14,000 that’s crazy…this is HEATHER GRAHAM people…the great tits we’ve all seen, loved and jerked off to. How could she be so irrelevant. Maybe it’s from being too famous for peasant things like social media.
I guess she’s trying to change that, you know a 40 year old with big tits who has been living the self involved coddled narcissistic life, doesn’t quite know how this whole internet thing works, they didn’t have it at the high school she probablyy dropped out of…and she never had to really figure it out because she was too busy making millions acting…..as the hot chick…
Because posting bikini pics is the fucking answer…its the whole “tits get hits”….logic that has carried my illustrious career…
It turns out that these are actually OLD bikini pics of her, the creepy obsessive perverts who are better suited to be running this site than me have picked up on it, as they have autistic social awkward superpowers that allow them to photographically memorize every bikini bitch has been seen in….
Which reminds me of a very sad situation going on in the NUDES racket, where girls are sending the same nude to multiple men, pretending they are their NUDES right now, when really they are at an AA meeting, or working at the grocery store, or in class, depending on who you sext with…and there is NO way to prove that the nude was shot that day…so as you jerk off thinking bitch in real time…she’s actually trolling you by sending out ARCHIVED images she deeps worthy to save for this case….and that is why you should demand any girl you sext with holds today’s newspaper in at least one of the nudes…but the challenge is finding a girl who is under 23, the average sexting age from my sexting experience, who knows what a newspaper is.
So here’s Heather Graham not holding a newspaper to prove this wasn’t shot back when I was jerking off to her bush in Boogie Nights….
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