Heather Locklear was once hot. It was before she was destroyed from the Rock and Roll life that would probably rob us all of our life-force and soul, because out of all the rock and roll bands she decided to end up with, the groupie chose Bon Jovi.

She bred with Richie Sambora, they have a hot enough daughter together, but through the process she must have been on heavy drugs, I mean who wouldn’t….

Well, an old video of her in a swimsuit is circulating and it’s a nice reminder that life is fleeting, it happens fast, at one time you’re great and in a blink of an eye, you’re shit, so don’t waste it or at least archive the good times for masturbation purposes at a later date when those good times are over.

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Heather Locklear wore a bikini…

I can only assume it is because her daughter is getting a lot of attention for being in a bikini …. THAT YOU CAN SEE HERE

And like all moms who were once hot as fuck, and really isn’t all that bad now, especailly for a 53 year old that has been destroyed by so many rockstars and actors in her LA stint…

She’s got something to prove, a little squeeze into the daughter’s yoga pants and grocery shop, or strip down into a bikini to show us how it is done, cuz some babe moms channel it into their daughters…and others…compete with them for men…and male attention…and none of their motivations matter…as long as they are both in bikinis so that I can live out my mother daughter fetish…that I know you probably have too…because how could you not want to bang the mom and daughter if she’s of age…it’s the whole foundation of who I am and what I do…and the reason I can’t get corporate advertisers…in a “DrunkenStepfather, that’s so creepy, like a fetish site for dudes who want to fuck their wive’s daughters”….if you know what I mean..

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