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2020

05

Nov

Holly Daze Coffey Nude of the Day

[images removed as per the request of the people she runs her cash grab from her fans porn site with]

I just came across this video of one of the trashy Australian surfers who is scamming on their subscription sites as they make their move into nude modelling from b-list surfers….a natural progression in money making when you factor in that it’s a porn generation, that they make money from their fans who have spent years watching them in their bikinis, and I see it as a dipping her toe into actually getting fucked on camera….it will happen…it is just a matter of time because where do you really go from here…

I know her and her surf sisters basically went viral on Social Media and even had celebrity in Australia where they are from because there are 4 or 5 of them and they rip on the surfboard, have monster tits and all their content is half naked….

I know there’s been a lot of hate because they don’t actually get nude in their content they are making millions of dollars selling, they have that right fanbase, I think one of them dated the CEO of TheChive and if you know TheChive, that lame shit is influential amongst the worst humans and they consume what their lame bro leaders tell them to consume, so it’s only natural they’d want to see their master’s tits he titty fucked…and really who wouldn’t…these girls have HUGE tits…

I WILL never understand the logic of dudes who pay for subscription sites, it makes no sense to me, but these girls who were on the cusp of being nude, getting nude, just causes the brains of perverts to misfire and they have no choice but to pull out a credit card…

I REALLY thought we were in a “Never pay for content” era of porn, it’s been like that forever, but I guess there are a lot of losers – SIMP generation of pussies who think they are doing their part to help trash that doesn’t give a fuck about them get rich….they are only there for the money and they don’t even DM on the platform, dudes in INDIA do…so NEVER trust an ONLY FANS….but I like to think you’re smarter than that kind of FINDOM faggot….you money is BETTER kept in your damn wallet….

Anyway, if you are going to subscribe to anyone, maybe this is the way to go…I mean super sloppy massive tits, bath time strategy, you know live sex is going to happen when the sales start to drop…and this is the kind of body you’d want to see get fucked…

I’m all for it, but more into the subscribers backing off now that they’ve had a taste of the money, so that they bring out their best hardcore shit…

I mean..these tits are ridiculous…..and look at what her loser bofyriend is doing…..I mean cashing in….and looking. like his better is far better than ours….all you need is a busty girlfriend to mooch off….dreams can come true.

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2014

10

Jan

Holly-Daze Coffey is the 15 Year Old Surfer of the Day

As you may or may not know, I am a huge supporter of women’s surfer, I love their asses.

I am a fan, even at the amateur level where 15 or 16 year old surfer girls named Holly Coffeey are involved, not because I know how to surf or offer any real assistance in the sport, you know I am not a mentor to guide them in anyway. I am not like a little league coach…playing hide the baseball in the poor father-less kid with the absentee mother with a crack addictions rectum….

I can however watch it from a distance on instagram…and not feel so bad about it…knowing that Instagram allows this kind of photography, they even make money off it, meaning it’s totally not criminal, totally legit, it’s just a girl in a bikini showing off how she excels in a sport…right?

Instagram makes the rules people, not me. That said, it is safe to say, hormones in the food…are making girls start puberty sooner and sooner…an I am interested in seeing where Holly-Daze Coffey ends up by 18…I am thinking 40 lbs heavier and built like a truck like she was Kate Upton

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2013

04

Nov

Holly-Daze Coffey Was Born in 1998 of the Day

Here are some totally appropriate pictures of pro surfer Holly-Daze Coffey that are probably paid for by her sponsors…and she’s just wearing her sports’ uniform..and you’re all the perverts for thinking this is anything half naked and sexual…I mean she’s 15…don’t blame her dad who probably shot these pics…for child pornography…blame yourself for thinking it’s child pornography…and really 16 is Legal in canada…so is it really that bad? Definitely not.

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