As a man who likes dirty panties, even though they are gross and I’d never buy them off a whore on the internet, but rather just steal them from your mom’s laundry hamper at your birthday party, or find them after I was dumped, or even pulled out of the wash before they are too washed at the local laundromat, in a seize the day moment…..I still think Iggy Azalea’s fake ass panties are potentially pretty gross….no necessarily from the smells, the seepage, the dripping of the fake ass juices out of her pours, but because she’s been pretty fucking gross to look at all these years she’s been race baiting, or race faking, or appropriating and not getting cancelled….

Her panties remind me of the dumpster that is her DUMPSTER…but yeah, for some reason, I have a new found appreciation for the rapper now that she’s lowered herself as a content creator on onlyfans, she spins it like it’s art, or like it is high concept, all part of her marketing, but we know it’s a cash grab, cry it being for feminism, to fight the patriarchy, to be empowered, INTELLECTUALIZE it, tell us it’s a social experiment, or social commentary, make it part of a Woman’s Studies thesis, BUT we know…it’s a cash grab…

And I like whores, so high profile women pretending they aren’t whores, when I see them as whores is annoying, but high profile women being whores is like “I KNEW IT” and for that level of truth, we must CELEBRATE….by staring at the panties….

LOOKING good Iggy, if that’s even your real name.

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You know, I thought Iggy Azalea was a pile of dog shit when she marketed herself as this actual celebrity rapper chick, basically appropriating some sort of culture that was not her native Australian Outback Steakhouse Kangaroo Fucking Koala Eating general good time…

I couldn’t believe the mainstream bought into it and didn’t cancel her for it way back then, and her ego just got so big, she was easy to fucking hate….fake ass and all.

But for whatever reason, her producing and selling nudes like a common hooker, like a low level slut with a dream, like an indoctrinated “Sex Work is Real Work” cashing in on the subscription model that exploits SIMP dudes everywhere….makes me like her.

I get that it’s a cash grab, but it seems like it’s more an “Everyone’s got a Price” and she’s going for it to get that money in and that’s hilarious.

I get that it’s an attention thing, a LOOK at me, a way to feel hot and sexy for the exhibitionist she clearly is….but it’s still so low level, desperate and trash and that’s hilarious.

I guess I like the underdog story, where this dog is near rock bottom and cashing in before she officially hits rock bottom.

I’m a fan…not a subscriber…but a fan of the whoring, it takes the guesswork out of whether she was an actual whore or not! The great equalizer!

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Iggy Azalea’s pretty much been a career dicksucker, she was just lucky enough to go viral in an era where people actually went viral, when it was easy to get famous and when those who did go viral weren’t just a bunch of FEDS or plants from the FEDS to shape the culture in the weirdest ways….if you control the influencers, you control what is being influenced….

Anyway through her career cultural appropriating like the fakest bitch around, the middle-class suburban Australian got herself a fake ass that people found comical, black guys found hot, one even knocked her up because of it….but that always was pretty fucking stupid.

All these years later, post pregnancy, post 30th birthday, the whore who clearly needs money because no one cares about her inauthentic “art” that’s really just trash clickbait, so she did an Onlyfans…where she is FINALLY putting her fat fake weird ass to use, monetizing….

This is probably from that, you know her big ass has been around a while and it’s been used for monetization and attention for a while, but seeing her produce shitty self shot twerk content is so bargain basement that I think it’s fucking MINT. LEGEND. SOLID. HYPE. DOPE. COOL…whatever the fucking word for HILARIOUS AND DESPERATE IS…but the joke in all this is that she makes more money doing this shit content than with over produced shit rap music backed by a label and radios….because the world is fucked and rewards laziness thanks to low expectation motherfuckers with a credit card….so I guess this is Iggy continuing to game the system, staying current with the scam of the times!

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Iggy Azalea has probably made her first million dollars on OnlyFans by now, it’s been a few days and was a big story because people are bored and like talking about people they don’t know, turning a cash grab of selling racy content that they’d otherwise give away for free if they knew they could get away with it when they first launched their careers without ruining their careers.

There was a time in pop music, or in fake rap music, where a performer could be racy, but not too racy, they had morality clauses and shit in contract because too much money was involved, so even the edgy ones were contrived, controlled and not going as extreme as they probably did to get the deal in the first place. DICKS WERE SUCKED.

Now that they know they can’t get cancelled or that they barely exist, or the powers that control their popularity don’t really matter to them or have their puppet strings in hand, but more importantly, now that they can monetize that shit as an additional revenue stream to album sales, concert tickets, brand deals, appearance fees, royalties, merch, etc…DO IT.

So Iggy, who has played up the hot bimbo chick who strips, with a silly ass, is a perfect candidate to extend her ARTISTRY to selling nudes.

I’ll give her credit, she’s posting new SMUT daily, like this fake ass shot from a few days ago that I figure is worth looking at, since her ass is and has been ridiculous, even if it’s old and a mom now…..if you look hard enough you may see some AFTERBIRTH hanging out.

Jokes, it’s too photoshopped for that!

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The big story in celebrity you didn’t know was a celebrity, or was still a celebrity, or was ever really a celebrity, since she’s from an era of going viral before it was a thing so she sort of just fell into it and we’re not sure what she’s all about, except some faking it til she made it that worked….is Iggy Azalea the Australian who pretended to be a runaway that became a stripper in Miami when underage in the dumbest origin story ever…gong back to her roots of stripping by curating an art project on onlyfans that is a cash grab because people will pay to see people they like naked….just out of curiosity even…and apparently she made 300k in 24 hours, after all that press, which is far less than other girls have made in 24 hours, but still a lot of money, assuming she didn’t get paid 300k per live show when she was at her peak….but it is still enough to make some headlines….

This is probably a sample of what you get, which I assume will lead to Nashville Police style orgies in a few months while trying to keep her paying customers….or at least some dildos!

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Iggy Azalea is a fake rapper who pretends she’s from Australia, or a teen runaway from Australia who flew to America at 16, like an Unaccompanied Minor, that they didn’t even try to look out over, because her story is a lie…but that instead had her stripping in Miami underage, where she learned the plight of the American rapper, like she’s not a fucking poser loser try hard from Australia….

In today’s post, you can se her fake mom ass from the front, which is a thing, but I’ll also assume this is photoshopped to shit, just based on her blown out mom belly stretchmarks you can barely see….it’s the internet, everyone can fake their second life avatar as hard as they want and if you can jerk off to it..get to it….but I find it pretty fucking weak…..a fake ass cheek from the front’s got nothing on an asshole behind a thong…she should figure it out.

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I don’t know if Iggy Azalean the Alien is a real person, or just some sex doll android made at the sex doll factory…because I’ll assume they both have the same amount of silicone in them….

I do know that the mom is in lingerie on her knees trying to be hot, and probably looking a lot less busted, botched and bloated than she normally looks….

It could be photoshop, filters, or just LIPOSUCTION, but that doesn’t change the fact that a not very good FEMALE rapper from AUSTRALIA who pretends she was an UNDERAGE stripper living illegally in MIAMI for her clout…which makes me think…she may have been human trafficked since she sort of just appeared out of nowhere and her backstory kind of confirms it…even though I think it’s more of a white girl in a white suburb trying to make her seem less like a CULTURE VULTURE, or racist…and more like she’s AUTHENTIC….even though we all know she’s about as authentic as her ass that for whatever reason she’s hiding here..

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I used to make fun of Iggy Azalea because she looked like a fucking clown with her fake ass, fake storyline, fake rap career, but she pulled off a scam, like some interpretive dancer, who really believed her own hype and ran with it, and there’s nothing wrong with that….take the money the idiots are going to give you…otherwise she’d just be an ONLY FANS girls, instead of being some rich performer who looks like ONLY FANS girls…

Part of Iggy’s storyline was that she as an underage stripper in Miami, despite being Australian and I don’t buy it, but I am sure underage strippers exist, fake IDs aren’t too hard to come by, so it’s possible but LA is a bullshit place with bullshit people making bullshit backstories to brainwash the normals like you into liking their starlets more…and buying what they are selling…it’s some Glamour model shit that’s offset with releasing music along with the semi-nudes…

If Iggy was actually a stripper, you’d think she’d be on the PREMIUM CONTENT hustle as hard as she could be, seeing as she could make MILLIONS on there, based on her fanbase dying to see that wild and crazy ass…

Or she can just call the paparazzi and go for a COVID grocery shop in the best leotard looking outfit you’d expect to see in an 80s aerobics class, but why bother doing aerobics when you can just pay to have the fat sucked out of you and re-inserted in your asshole.

She’s a recent new mom…her ass is hilarious…in a good way…it’s like fake tits…if you’re going to waste your time getting them…make them count…this ass fucking counts..it’s a cartoon ass.

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