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I am – Zoey Zane Internet Nude Model Gone Missing of the Day


So someone sent this story into me:

A missing Kansas college student believed to be the victim of foul play apparently led a double life as an Internet porn star by the name of Zoey Zane.

Nude photos of 18-year-old Emily Sander appeared on a Zoey Zane Web site before she vanished, and investigators are looking into whether her modeling had anything to do with her disappearance last Friday.

The Web site had some 30,000 subscribers who paid $39.95 a month to visit the site, said David Thomas, the site’s designer, who works for a Florida-based videography and photography business. The free teaser pictures of Sander and other women are very tame compared with the videos and pictures that come with subscription to the site, he said.

Now – I am thinking this has to be staged only because there’s no fuckin’ way a site I’ve never heard of would have 30,000 subscribers at 40 dollars a month and if they do, then I am in the wrong fucking business, not that this is a business. I am sure I could find a hood rat of a girl to get naked enough for perverts to want to fuck and subscribe to the site because let’s face it, she’s really not all that hot….

I think it’s some publicity stunt, because now we’re all thinking to ourselves, why the fuck are so many dudes into this bitch, shit’s gotta be good, I’m going to sign the fuck up too. Or maybe she just ran away because her parents and friends found out she gets naked on the net because one of the 30,000 people recognized her.

But if this is real and she did get kidnapped, the story goes like this. Every creepy fucking lonely dude you see on the bus pulling his dick out for school girls and all those rapists you hear about on the news, all have internet connections and they all have access to young girls and young girls are too stupid to block out their personal information and all post pictures of themselves in bikinis because they think the internet is a happy, friendly place that all their friends use, and don’t realize it’s like standing in the middle of the fuckin’ busiest street in every major city in their bikini…and some people don’t notice, other people jerk off in the corner to it, and other people try to tell them to put their clothes back on, while some dudes try to hustle them to fuck or date them and some crazy dudes want to rape and kidnap them because they are crazy dudes.

It’s just a numbers game and if 30,000 people are up on your shit every month, at least one of them is going to be crazy and think you belong to him and let’s face it at 40 dollars a month, I’d think you belonged to me too. That’s more expensive than my wife is, but that’s cuz she does all the paying. But you know what I’m saying….stalkers aren’t normal and get abnormal thoughts in their mind and if you’ve got myspace, they could be watching you and if you’re reading this site, they probably are you.

UPDATE – She’s dead, See I can admit when I’m wrong…

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