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2007

16

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So it looks like I actually do make people famous:

Hey Brother. How you doin’? I wrote you a while back about my girl RYDER SKYE and sent in some pics. Well with the help of the Drunken Stepfather she has been getting getting porn work like crazy. Every since you put her pics up she has gotten one of the top porn agents in L.A. and has already worked on several websites and films for some big companies and is getting more calls everyday. Thanks man, couldn’t have done it without you. If anyone wants to check her shit out they can go to her myspace account (name is RYDER SKYE). Your the King!

-Bob Screamer

I feel like he’s lying to me to get another post about her out there. Since I have nothing better to say and he’s sucking up to me and I like hearing people suck up to me…He got it.

Now click my links asshole….

Bridal Boxing Video
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Lohan Hanging with a Mini Britney
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Britney Spears – New Wig – No Bra
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Fergie’s New Video In Her Underwear and Singing and Ass Shots and Shit
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Jessica Alba in GQ Looking Good
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Jenna Jameson for FHM Posing Like the Slut She Is
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Midget Running from the Cops
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Bird Flies into a Jet Engine and Forces an Emergency Landing…So It’s Not Just a Myth…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Carmen Electra in a White Bikini
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Kate Middleton Pink Panty Upskirt
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Renee Zellweger Lookin’ Like a Clown and not the kind I want to Fuck…
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Aishwarya Rai Wet in Some Movie Clip….
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Lesbian Scene in an Asian Movie
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Celebrity Embarrassing Beach Moments..
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Lesbian Photobucket…
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Same Girl Proving She Isn’t a Lesbian….
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Alicia Silverstone is Knocked Up Cuz Someone Busted Nut in Her… Poor Bastard….
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Some Punk KId Punches Some Chick in the Face
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Petra Nemcova is Banging Stavros…
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How to take out a guy coming at you with a gun…hand to hand combat is the future…
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Two Chicks from CamWithHer Getting it On Together (Look Down and Right for Player)
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Terri Hatcher on Lois and Clark Being Sexy
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Idiots Throw Darts at Their Friend’s Ass Cuz They are So Crazy..At Least They Think They Are…
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Some Chick Stripping on Webcam Because That’s What Webcams are For…If you are a girl…I just said …THAT’S WHAT WEBCAMS are for…
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Hayden Panettiere Gets Tickled.
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Hot Asian Girl of the Week – Fumina Hara
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Photobucket Vibrator Video
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Jessica Simpson Look Alike Giving a BJ – NSFW – There is Penis…
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FHM’s 100 Sexiest Uncensored….
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Sanjaya from American Idol Performs with Drag Queens….
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Some Singers with Cameltoe, Nipslips and Other Exciting Stuff…
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Jessica Biel Pictures from Vaniety Fair
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Impressionists Piss Me Off I Don’t Know Why But I Have Probably Written About It Somewhere in the Archives…Here is an Impressionist doing Cosby, Kramer, Ray Romano…It is as Fun as I Just Made It Sound…
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Some Chick Named Neriah Davis Posing Naked
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The Game Humiliated On a Dating Show Before He is Famous
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If you haven’t seen it yet…Breakdancers Kick the Shit Out of a Kid
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Horny Swamp Monster Sex That is Dirty, NSFW and Fucking WEIRD as FUCK
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Hip Hop Person Named Lil Cease Getting Naked…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Driving her Naked Self Around in a Convertible.
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Celebrities Vs the Paparazzi – More on Lohan Running Down Some Dude
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Some Fat Assed Chick Walks Upstairs With a Bottle Stuck Between Here Ass Cheeks, That’s How I used to Store my Cigars…
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Sienna Miller’s Sex Scene in that Warhol Movie That You May Have Seen But Should Watch Again
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Big ball Sex that is NSFW but so retarded you HAVE to See It..
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Use this to get Pussy
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2007

14

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to the synagogue today because a friend offered me 20 dollars to help him pick up some props from a wedding that went on last night. My friend works for some event company that rents out shit like tables and chairs and other things that the Jewish people of the world use to make their synagogue wedding unique. We couldn’t get in the front door so we tried sneaking in the garage where we were confronted by some Jewish wife with a can of mace who thought we were out to rob her or some shit. Once my friend sorted it all out, we ended up inside to witness girls trying on clothes for a Jewish fashion show and a couple of young Jewish soon to be wives planning weddings of their own…It was all a very spiritual experience….what did you do today? I hope it involved clicking on my links….


Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manillo On the Beach…in Bathing Suits…Being Boring
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The Pussycat Doll Bitch on the Beach in a Bikini – I think I linked this already
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Cameron Diaz Slutty At The Beach
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Vote for FHM’s Digital Darlings Competition, Because Hot Chicks on the Internet Are Accessible…and Accessible Means You Can Sexually Harass them on Myspace…
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Sarah Silverman Posing in Maxim
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Vanessa Lorenzo Photoshoot Video
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Some Kid Let’s His Dog Hump Him Cuz He’s a Pervert
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Gisele Buying a Used Lamp Cuz She’s Cheap
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Old Ladies Fight Video
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Christina Aguilera in Italian Vogue
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Crazy Japanese Wrestling
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Christina Aguilera and the Mother She Will Look Like in 20 Years….Together…
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Kim Wilde is the Perfect Girl Video
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Scottish Guards Get Drunk and Let it all Hang Out
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Chick Fight in the Driveway
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Jessica Simpson Rockin’ Out Hard at a Club
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Mary Kate Olsen’s Idea of a Sexy Rib Exposing Top
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Pamela David Nude Pics
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Britney Changes Her KId’s Diapers on the Side of the Road
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Ugly Betty Gets Paid 10,000,000 Dollars For Her Ugly Teeth
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Leonard Nimoy Nude Photography
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Some Creepy Guy Loves His Food Way Too Fucking Much
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4 Out of 5 Doctors Agree that Joe Francis is an Asshole. Girls Gone WIld Update
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Marilyn Manson’s Real Sex Video That I think I Posted Already….
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Some Kid Tackles some Street Performer on Stilts…
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Hot pole Vaulting Chick
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Bansky Exposed
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Bulgarian Fish Market
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Webcam Chick Dancing Topless
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Some Chick Interviews People on the Street With Her Tit Hanging Out
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Stupid Movie Death Scenes
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An Interview with Gym Class Heroes Because Chicks Like Them and You Like Chicks
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Chicks Jerking Off a Horse
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Kelly Clarkson is Fat and Having a Heart Attack on Stage….
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Reese Witherspoon Telling Off The Paparazzi
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Some Teen Cam Chick Posing Gallery
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Big Tits Playing Tennis
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Chocolate Jesus
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Carrot Top Update
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Keira Knightley Gets Undressed by 2 Dudes
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Lilly Allen’s Fat Nipples
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Lohan is Being Sued for Running Over a Photographer Who Was Trying to Take Pictures of Her to Sell and Not Give her a Cut Of the Money…
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Hot American Apparel Ad
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Public Sex Video
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The World’s 10 Worst Mothers
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Sign-Up For a Free Blowjob
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A reader’s T-Shirt Company
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2007

11

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to the strippers tonight, because that’s what I do, and because a friend of mine had landed some money recently from some accident settlement from years ago that just came through. He hasn’t given us any real details on the accident, but I am pretty sure he was molested by his priest. Either way, dude took us out, he didn’t buy us lap dances because he’s not that generous. Nothing really happened that is worth talking about, there were girls in stupid outfits and lingerie who got naked and ignored our harassment and avoided our group because we all look like fucking hurtbags. It was pretty standard and I am drunk and I know that’s not really surprising. I still found a way to do my links. That’s just how professional I am – motherfuckers…


Some Hot Girl Farts On Random People’s Faces on the Street
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Salma Hayek has Huge Milk Filled Tits
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Hot Angelina Jolie Commercial
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Fergie Working Out To Motivate all you Fat Fucks
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Jumpen is Some Dance That’s Big in the Netherlands…
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Cameron Diaz Watches Some Sex Show Cuz Her Biological Clock is Ticking…
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Jenny McCarthy Gives Sex Advice While Dressed Sexy
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Kate Moss Yoga Statue May Turn You On
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Lohan’s Belly Button Ring In Action
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Kate Middleton Panty Upskirt
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Former Miss Nevada Hospitalized for Partying
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Joanna Krupa Naked for PETA
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Maria Menounos Golfing Like a Slut
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Britney’s Back Up Dancer is Paid to Say She’s Hot
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Evangeline Lilly Hot on Kimmel Last Night
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Gemma Atkinson Takes Her Tits for a Swim Bikini Pics
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Funny Prank on some Jesus Loving’ Public Access Call in Show
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Some Cam Girl Let’s Us Know The Truth About Online Porn…if you care….
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Amateur Teen Dancing on Cam
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Photobucket Vagina
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LastNight’s Party Gets Some Chick to Walk Arond in Her Bra and Underwear
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Jack Osborne Does CobraSnake Party Cuz He’s a Cunt
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Some Chick Named Codi Milo Naked and Posing
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61 Year Old Phone Sex Operator
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Really Fucking Hot Photobucket Chick
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Gang of Monkeys Initiate a Member in the Bathroom
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Miss July Wins Playmat of the Year Video
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Dane Cook Sucks and These People Know It and Prove It…
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Funny Pornstar Fight….Cuz Porn Chicks are Knows for being Stable
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Some Guy Confronts His Crazy Girlfriend and the Guy She Cheated With
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Melanie Griffith Lookin’ Fucking Haggard in the Knees
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Best Air Sex Video of All Time
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Teen Pimped Herself at her Mom’s at Home Daycare
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Real Life Swingers in their 60s in Action
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Some Hot Sluts in this Music Video
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One of those Caption This Moments I Hate, But Laughed At
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Rachel Bilson Out With Her Homo Boyfriend From Star Wars in Shorts
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Some Chick Named Melanie Slade in Picture
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Amandah Berkowski Sends in Another Piece of Shit Video of Her Trying to Be Sexy While Singing Her Shitty Songs Badly…
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Melina Sarchese Argentine Playmate Posing….
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Girl Doesn’t Like The Taste of This Dude (NSFW)
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No Sex For Eva Longoria
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Hot Chick Taking a Bath
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Some Dude’s Hairy Wife
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Hot Adriana Lima Video
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Kate Moss Saved Lilly Allen’s Life…Unfortunately…
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Some Photobucket Chick I think is Fake
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You are Virgin, Or You Are In a Sex Slump. Girls Sense That And Don’t Like Guys Who Don’t Get Pussy – This Will Help
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2007

09

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am pretty late on my stepLINKS today, I guess that could be because I am a pretty bad fucking blogger, but it could also be because I post every fucking link I’ve visited today for all you assholes to feel like we are sitting together in a coffee shop surfing the internet together while holding hands, homo.

I didn’t mean to depress all your fucks in the last post, it was written before I went on my nightly walk. I figure that since I don’t have a car, I sweat and my heart races just when I blog, it may be time for me to start trying to walk off the fat that I have landed being married to a pig.

I think this turn in my life will open lots of doors, now that I’ll be able to fit through them without having to turn sideways….

In all seriousness, I am not all that bad, but since I feel like shit everyday and want to have a 7 day drinking binge by the end of the summer – I figure I need to start training…

Some corporate assholes train for marathons, some chachi’s train for pussy, I want to train for binge drinking at 37 years of age…

Today I made it down the block, tomorrow is my day off, but even when I am training, I found the time to made a huge list of links, so click them….NOW.


Sign This Petition Addressed To Gov. Schartznegger To Keep Paris In Jail…PLEASE
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Lohan Showing Off Her Freckled Stomach
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Kate Lawler Picture Moment
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Fat Kelly Clarkson Performing on the Today Show
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Oktoberfest Upskirt Video
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Beyonce’s Wet T-Shirt For Vibe
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FleshFlick – Sex With a Real Estate Agent
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Some Chick Named Selena Spice In Her Underwear and Getting Dressed on Cam
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Rosie O’Donnell To Host the Price Is Right
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Christina Aguilera Allure Photoshoot Video
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Alessandra Ambrosio and Friends Do GQ
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Jade Jagger is Flashing Her Ass
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George Bush Winking at the Queen, Cuz He Wants To Get Fresh With Her – Pervert…
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Insane Sucker Punch VIdeo – Cuz Some People are Assholes
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The Rest of the Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Bikini Pics With The Top Off
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Celebrity Upskirt Collection
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Danielle Lloyd – Hot Girl Pictures
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Chicks Having a Piss, Puke and Poop Contest
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Spanish Model Minerva Portillo in Bikini
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Amanda Beard Will Be Naked in Playboy
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Christina Aguilera Parties in Southbeach
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Girls Getting Shot is the Weirdest Fucking Fetish – This Shit Breeds School Shooters
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I’ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts Cams Girl With INSANE Huge Tits
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K-Fed Gets on Stage in Kentucky and Offers Up His Seed to the Crowd
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Heather Graham Buying Coffee Cuz That’s What People Do
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One Legged Dancer
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Keira Knightley Doesn’t Shower Enough
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Cate Blanchett Looks Fucking Hot
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Kirsten Dunst Thinks She’s Taking Period Family Portraits at the Town Fair or Someshit in this Clown Costume
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Dude Sticks His Dick in the Wrong Hole – Accidentally – Obviously – NSFW
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Some Chick Named Kathy Lee – Playing in the Mud
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Holly Valance Picture Moment
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Keeley Hazell Sweaty Workout Video
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Liv Tyler Grabbing Kurkova’s Tit
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Fire Hydrant Flip
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Hot Spanish GQ Pics
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Cop Throws a Girl Down Hard
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Some Chick Named Holy Getting Naked
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MTV Movie Awards Presenters List
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Shakira Hot in a Purple Wig For a New Video
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Marilyn Manson’s New Video With Some Gothic Sex Scene That Isn’t Hot
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Some Pics of Some Chick Touring With The Pussycat Dolls Named Danity Kane Partying
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Annie Lennox’s Daughter is 16 and Sent this Party Invite to 30 friends…Slut
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Hot on TV Bootyshake
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Paris and Nicole Quotes in Harper’s Bazaar that Hasn’t Hit Newstands Yet
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Britney Was Raped – I am Waiting For Video Proof
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Someone Called 911 on Britney in San Diego…Listen Here….
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NSFW – 70s Porn Clip Called – The Dangers of DP
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Jessica Simpson Got Into the Wrong Limo Last Night Cuz She’s Dumb
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Some Idiot Gets His Ex Wife’s Name Tattoo Sanded Off
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A Whole Lot of Nude Pics that are Artistic
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Rachel Bilson Drinks Jamba Juice
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One of my Reader’s Got Molested By This Middle School Teacher – Girl On Girl Good times…
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Sylvester Stalone on Vacation With His Family… I think He’s Taking His Career a Little Too Seriously
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Buy This Spray For Sex
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2007

07

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t really remember what I did today. I was pretty burnt out. I accidentally ate liquid paper and thought I was dying, but realized that everytime I did street drugs, I was probably consuming a hell of a lot worse household products than shit they give little kids in school. I still decided to sleep it off, but that doesn’t mean I was too busy for my links…But first read what I wrote to Kimmy Stewart on Myspace, before it got deleted….

Kimmy,

You’ve probably never heard of me, but I like to tell people that I am famous on the internet because it is overcompensation for my small penis and shitty life.

I just listened to your song – When I Make Love I Was Thinking of You….

I wanted to ask if you wrote that to your liver while banging Joe Francis, because that fucker wronged you by being diseased and incapable of processing your booze, forcing you to make irrational decisions, like raw dogging him and landing you Herpes?

Just curious! Can’t Wait to see the video. Hit me up sometime.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Now here are my links….


Turns Out Kimmy Stewart is a Singer and This is Her Demo Song
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Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson in a Bikini
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Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller having Fun On Set
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Paris Hilton and Her Mom Talk About Her Going to Jail on Video
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A Whole Lot of Celebrity Ass
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Maggie Gyllenhaal Breastfeeds in Public
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Intense Cameltoe Video
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Penelope Cruz Sex Scene
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Petra Nemcova Side Tit Shot
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Sofia Loren’s Huge Old Tits
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Some Photographer with Nude Pics I Like – He’s Mexican
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Pete Wentz Opened a Club in NYC and His Marketing Campaign is that you Can Have Sex in the Bathroom because he only has Sex with Ashlee Simpson while in the bathroom taking a shit, she’s hasn’t quite got hot enough for the bed….Here’s a Video of The Club Bathroom…
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The 2 Sides of Fergie
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David Beckham Gaying Out Hard at a Soccer Game
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Hasslehoff is Banned From Seeing his Kids because of the Drunk Video
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Remember Rachel Bilson, Here She Is Lookin’ Hot
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Highschool Food FIght
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Some Girl Named Fancine Dee Shaking Her Ass on Camera at a Party…
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Tyra Banks in a Bikini for Shape Magazine
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Tyra Banks in NYC Lookin’ Like Shit, Not Just Because She’s Brown…
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Melanie Griffith is Lookin’ Busted and Old, Like a Catcher’s Mitt
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Ty from Extreme Home Makeover Got Arrested
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Anna Nicole Unseen Interview about Prescription Drugs
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Amateur Party Girls Getting Naked
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Geek Porn that Isn’t That Geeky
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The Orgasm Gun Performance Video
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Rachel Bilson Topless Sex Scene
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Some Czech Model Naked and Posing
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Guy Takes a Fake Piss on People on the Lazy River Ride at the Waterpark
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – NSFW
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Amazing Cutting Off Panty Video
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Paris Smoking a Joint at Coachella
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Kimberly Stewart in Her Underwear Posing
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Little Kid Playing With a Cobrasnake, Not the Hipster Kind…
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Some Cam Girl Named Luna All Naked and Doing Cam Girl Things
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Eva Longoria Dresses Like Hayden Panettiere
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Hayden Panettiere Showing Off Her Huge Guns
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Claire Danes Showing Off Her Fat Tits…and by Fat Tits I Mean Non Existent Tits
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I may have linked this one already, but it is The Superficial Friends Cartoon Featuring Cunt Perez Hilton’s Voice…
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Some Pics of a Naked Pregnant Chick
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Almundena Fernandez in her Lingerie
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Shot By Kern is a VBS Video About a Nude Photographer Named Richard Kern and Bitches He Takes Pics Of…
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Car Racer Danica Patrick Will be Non-Nude in Playboy
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Some Band Called Fountains of Wayne have a Video Featuring The Dude from The Daily Show Named Demetri Martin….
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New Lilly Allen Video – Because I Hate Her
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Hot Lingerie Photoshoot Video
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Brittany Murphey Married an Old Man
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You can’t get laid – Try This – It Works
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2007

04

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Some chick, or at least someone I assume has a vagina wrote this email to me – her name is Cindy and it’s some Myspace celebrity scoop….

On Hailey Duffs Myspace she posted a blog bashing Kim
Kardashian, saying:

“Stuff like this REALLY PISSES ME OFF. I try to reach
out and be nice and instead it just gets shoved back
in my face. This is why you should never move to
Hollywood, the place is full of arrogant, immature,
and offensive bitches who can’t hold their liquor and
can’t keep their legs closed.”

She also put like two screenshots of messages between
Kimberly and Hailey and the messages are from
Kimberlys official MySpace.


Hailey Myspace link:
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Kimberly Myspace link:
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Blog bashing Kimberly link:
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I can only assume you don’t care, but I figured I’d post it anyway…..

It’s the weekend and I can only assume that bitches in my city are going to be out in very little clothing….If you live in a city where the weather is nice, I suggest you go to the store, buy a 40 of whatever you like drinking and park yourself on a park bench and watch the hot bitches walk by. If you are one of those cool kids who actually hangs with the hot chicks in very little clothing, you don’t belong here, but before you go, send me pics.

Here are my links…


Paris Hilton is Going to Jail for 45 Days starting June 5th. Should be a Great Summer. I Love When Assholes Who Think The World Revolves Around them and Repeatedly Do Criminal Acts, finally Get Caught…See You in July…Whore
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Kelly Clarkson is Fat
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Fergie See Through Dress Exposing Thong
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Burka babes Gone Wild…I wonder If They Got Stoned To Death For This…I Hope Not
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Some Porn Chick Named Adriana Malkova Naked and Posing
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Pictures of the Heidi Klum Family including Some Hot Ass Shots…
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Some Crazy Tribal Dude Shoves Snakes Up His Nose and Through His Mouth Cuz He’s Gangsta
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Jessica Simpson and Vanessa Minnillo Have Beef
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Natalia Vodianova in Her Lingerie…She’s a Model…
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Natalie Portman Showing Off Her Small TIts
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Gisele’s Vuitton Ad Campaign Lookin’ Hot
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Pam Anderson Wants Scarlett in Playboy….To Show Off Her Massive Tits
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This Video May Include Anal Sex
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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An Intense Way To Carry Your Lap Top Around That Will Get You Noticed…
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Kate Bowsworth Getting Slush With Her Boyfriend
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Picture of a Supermodel’s Box Forces a Magazine Off The Shelves
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Hot Enough Nude Amateur in a Hat Posing
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Abi Titmuss Bikini Video
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Playboy Playmate of the Year
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Some Topless News from a Familiar Lookin’ Girl…
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Skyler Shaye is John Voight’s Next Angelina….
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Emilie De Ravin Nude Pictures –
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Rapper’s Bodyguard Knocks Someone Out
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Virtual Rape May Be a Crime…Fuck.
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Some Politcal Candidate Named Dennis Kucinich Has a Hot Red Headed Wife 30 Years Younger Than Her – Here’s Some Videos of Her
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2 Ft Tall Woman Gets Married to Her 6 ft 4 Creepy Fiance…You Already Saw Her Pregnant, Now See Her in a Wedding Dress…As Mainstream Media Exploits these Sexual Deviants…
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Lohan Isn’t a Lesbian Anymore – She’s Got a New Boyfriend/Conquest Lined Up….Named James Righton….
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Trashy Fight Breaks Out In Front of Little Kids
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Some Trashy Fat Black Chick Has 17 Paternity Test Because She is a Fucking Whore
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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You Need to Get Sex – This Will Help You Get Sex
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2007

04

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess I have no choice but to do a stepLINKS. I know at least 4 of you rely on this shit to entertain yourself, even if the shit I post is dated. I wasn’t in the fucking mood to do it, but I pulled through. I went to a strip club tonight and all the girls were fucking busted. I am not talking about busted like you’d expect a stripper to be, I am talking busted like you’d expect the clerk at McDonalds to be naked. I am talking bitches who looked like they were on the McDonalds diet, trying to recreate that Supersize Me movie I never saw. They were fat, and not sexy fat, like she’s just a bigger chick who knows how to move. They were fat like they are a bigger chick who you are surprised could actually get on stage and support her weight long enough before either collapsing or dying. Either way, here are my links, I am sure I’ll be feeling better about things tomorrow, when I sober up and forget this night ever happened. Cuddles.

Heidi Montag Bikini Showing Off Her New Tits of the Day
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Kate Bosworth in a Bikini for a Third Time This Week
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Lohan’s Hacked Facebook Profile With Slutty Pics
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Some Girl Getting Naked On the Street
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Dirty Bachelor Party Video
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Andy Dick Hitting The Bag
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Gloria Trevi was the Token Whore at an Awards Show
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This Video is Called Seagull Catcher and It’s Funny
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Next Door Nikki Gallery
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Natasha Hensdridge Has Big Tits
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College Girl Attacked When Flashing
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Steamy Miss Great Britain Contest
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Some Video Called Useless Cunts
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Girls Showing Their Asses While Partying
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Kate Bosworth Bikini – Round 2
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The Latest Superficial Friends
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Kate Bosworth Down Shirt Nipple Action
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Intense Asian Girls Making Out Intensely
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Paris Show’s Off her Paris Purse, I Don’t mean Her Vagina
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Lohan Looks Like a Fat Bloated Drunk Guy…Yes…She Looks Like Me….
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Drunk Sluts Playing in the Shower. I think I’ve Linked This Already, But Watch It Again
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Kate Moss Has Powder Stains on her Pants After Going Missing…
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Some Lame Card Trick
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A Couple of Kids Juggling Together Because They Are Lame
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A Video Called Brazilians are Hot
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Aida Yespica Posing In Underwear
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lohan Caught Doing Blow on Tape
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Old Classic Pics of Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz Barros in Bikinis
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Skinny Webcam Girl Humping and Dancing
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Mischa Barton Rocks a Wet T-Shirt
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Angelina Jolie Lookin’ Hot While Dancing
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New Red Hot Chilli Peppers Video
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Sofia Verggara Stuff Mag Photoshoot Video
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More Jodie Marsh – Sexy Nurse Pics
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Geri Spice Showing Off Some Leg
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Ghost Caught on Tape – And That Scares The Fuck Out of Me
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Tori Amos Performing in some Lingerie Lookin’ Top for The Lesbians Who Read the Site
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Gorilla Masturbating
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Drew Barrymore Looking Disgusting in a Red Dress
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Paris Hilton Will Go to Jail
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This Video is Called – When Mormon’s Attack
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Lohan Parties With Paris
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Some Salesman For CHUBB Has a 7 Year Erection
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Angry Chicks Fight in the Driveway
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Topless beach Video 1
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Topless Beach Video 2
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Wife Washing A Car With Her Ass Hanging Out
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Topless Japanese Soccer
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Girl Waxing Accident Video
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Husband Watches His Wife Get Raped Video – NSFW
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Marisa Miller Black and White Photoshoot
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Samwell – What What in the Butt – Video
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Tila Tequila Topless Black and White Photoshoot
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This Chick Amanda is Up To Her Shitty Youtube Video Ways With Bad Songs and Experimental Dance
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SPAM of the Day
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Hollywood Inside Spy Reports on some Parties – If You Like Reading
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2007

02

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was walking by the local Subway and saw this skinny fucking bitch eating a 12 inch sandwich and thought to myself that I must have a pretty fucking slow metabolism because if I don’t even eat a 12 inch sandwich. Maybe I am a pussy who eats like a girl is supposed to eat. Maybe it’s more of a financial decision for me, because Subway, despite being fucking disgusting, costs money I don’t have, so getting anything there is like going all out for me. Either way, I still look like Jarred, before the Subway diet changed his life, so the fact that I have a bitch’s appetite really doesn’t upset me all that much. What would upset me is if I was the motherfucker taking her on a date, and she ordered that shit, I’d have to tell her to slow the fuck down on the food and call her a fat whore, even if bitch looked like the meth addicts I once bagged….

Either way, the forum was a bit of a bust, but that’s okay, I’ll keep it up anyway. I figure it will become a great place for spammers to destroy…. Here are my links….For the record, this is the best link dump on the internet according to me, tell your friends….

Britney Spears in Her First Concert in a Long Time Dressed Like a Slut and I am Lovin’ It…
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Katie Holmes Getting Sexy on Set with Someone Who Isn’t Tom Cruise
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Lilly Allen Smoking on her Way to the Gym
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Fergie Out in Mom Jeans
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Kirsten Dunst’s Foot Fungus
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Hayden Panettiere Out in Short Shorts with her Brother
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Some More Taylor Cole – Hot Surfer Pics
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Carmen Electra Body Painted and Hot in Epic Movie
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Boogie – Video of 2 Girls Dancing
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Playboy Centerfold Busted on Cocaine Trafficking Charges…
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Photobucket Tit Licking’
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More High School Musical Bikini Pics
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Alessia Marcuzzi Nip Slip On TV
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Some Girl Gets Camera Phone Pic of Some Dude Who Exposed Himself to Her on the Subway like a Pervert…
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This is a Chocolate Asshole
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A Little Waist Watcher Porn Coverage
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50 Cent is Selling his Connecticut Home that has 52 Rooms and Some of Those Rooms are Fucking Weird….
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Breakdancing Around The World Video
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This Video Is Called WTF
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Amazing Dinosaur Prehistoric Video
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Lohan Plans on Going Crazy on her 21st Birthday in July
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Photobucket Foot Fetish Pics
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Gisele Has a New Employer Already
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Victoria Beckham Rockin’ a Hot Red Dress
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Petra Nemcova Lookin’ Awkward the the Spider Man 3 Premiere
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Ricky Martin is Gay on the Beach
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Pitt – Jolie Family Arrive in Prague
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Angelina Jolie Gives Some Dude a Lap Dance
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Amazing Waterbed Prank
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Shitty Beatboxer Trying Out for Some Show…
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Beautiful Agony is Pretty Fucking Hot
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Afghan Army Training Video
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A Whole Lot of Night Club Portraits
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Adriana Lima at the NYC Premiere of Spiderman 3
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Dimetre’s Girl in her Bra
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Some Slut’s Photobucket I think I’ve Already Linked
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Weird Topless Painted Up Freak
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Photobucket Upskirt
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Some Crazy Girl FIght
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Dude Dancing like a Queen at a Sports Game
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Samantha Hot Body on Photobucket
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Blake from American Idol Beat Boxes Through a Bon Jovi Song, I Fuckin’ Hate Beat Boxing Because it’s Gay so I hate to admit that he killed it….but I think he killed it….
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Bathroom Dance Show/Strip/Whatever the Fuck This Is….
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Check out Barbara Streisand’s Big Ol’ Titties
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Sex on the Beach Video – NSFW
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Lesson in Gynecology Video is My New Porn
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Night Vision Sex Tape – NSFW
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You need sex and I need money – This will achieve Both Those Things – Thanks
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2007

01

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent my day trying to get my stepdaughter into a concert that’s happening tomorrow night, but no one could help me, I guess having a website doesn’t always get you free things like tickets to shitty hipster concerts. I am a little pissed off though, because if I was a Perez kind of site, the motherfucker record labels would pay me to attend…

Instead they just send me link after link of bands to promote and don’t give me any fucking love back. If you work for a record label, which you probably don’t because if you did you wouldn’t be reading this site you’d just be sending me fucking SPAM all fucking day….Go fuck yourself, if you’re not, click on these links I found for you… Cuddles…

Lohan Partying in Her Bra at Coachella.
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Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson are in a Custody Battle Over Their Tits
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Sara Cox’s Crotch Getting Rubbed in These Candids Cuz She’s a Whore
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Jennifer Tilly’s Hot Tits Turn 50 This Year!
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Russian Girl in the Tanning Bed
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Weird Asian Bullying Video in Hong KOng
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Some Old Scarlett Johannson Holding Her Tit Actions
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The Faces Meth Video
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Some Canadian Chick Strips
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Kelly Clarkson’s New Video Called Never Again…Let’s Hope She’s Not Lying
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4 Models in One Bedroom For This Photoshoot Video
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Dance Remix of that Weird Black Sex Therapist Named Alexyss Taylor
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The Girl With 2 Pussies…Video I Don’t Fin Funny
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Cisco Adler Topless at Coachella
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Some Idiot Gets Kicked By A Cow
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Some Songs For You
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High School Girl Fight
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Some Dude Bugged a Teddy Bear he Gave Britney Because He’s a Genius
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Eva Longoria Bikini Photoshoot
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High School Musical Love on the Beach Pictures
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Asian School Yard Fight
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Roselyn Sanchez Maxim Pics
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Some Penthouse Slut Named Ava Rose Posing
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Ashlee Simpson Grabbing Pete Wentz Cock
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Weird Amateur Girls Stripping
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Some Chick Named Emily Scott in Ralph Magazine
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Fergie Lookin’ Busted at the MTV Australia Awards
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Gisele is Leaving Victoria Secret
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Naomi Campbell is Allergic To Booze
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Kim K Got 5,000,000 For Her Sex Tape…
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Five Hot New Reporters
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Join the Fucking stepFORUM Asshole
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2007

27

Apr

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess it’s just been one of those weeks, I get distracted dealing with my wife that I forget to do my links and only get them up late at night, but at least I am doing them. I got some fan mail today from a girl telling me that she is going to tell everyone she knows about the site because she likes it so much. I can only assume that that girl is you because I really only have 20 readers. I’d like to say thanks for caring enough to tell your 3 internet friends about me, because every little bit helps. I have to admit that I am a little sad that you are overweight and a virgin, but I’d still go down on you, because I have no standards and the fact that you read this site is enough to get me to do pretty much anything for you. If anyone has steplinks feel free to send them my way because I am always looking for things to distract me from this hell I call marriage. The irony is that all your life, married guys tell you to never get married, but for some reason all you fuckers end up doing it. I just don’t know why no one ever fucking listens to other people’s advice, including myself. Look at me now motherfucker.

Here are my links:


Tyra Molests Rosie
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Kylie Minogue Pussy Flash
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Coco’s Tits
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Britney Looking Fucking Hot in a Leotard and Cowboy Boots Prepping for Her Comeback Concert!
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Carla Gugino, Vanessa Williams and Some Other Sluts I Don’t Know Nude in Allure
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Jeri Ryan’s Hard Nipples
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Some FireCrotch Poser Named Ashley
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Brazilian TV is Fucking Amazing – This Gameshow Will Get You Hard
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Lohan Down Shirt Action
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Rhianna’s New Video Where She Gets Naked and Looks Hot and Shit
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Carmen Electra in FHM Half Naked
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Some Girls Applying Cream on Each Other or Something Like that Video
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Kevin Federline Jumping Around With Ugly Girls
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Roselyn Sanchez Does Maxim
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Roselyn Sanchex Does Maxim – The Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Amy Winehouse is a Crackhead
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Jamie Lynn Sigler Going To Fime The Final Episode of the Sopranos Today
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Shit – Britney Hates Her Mom and has been Tippin Off the Paparazzi for Media Attention…
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Justice in NYC Video – Because Electro and Cocaine is Bringing Raving Back, Only In Designer Clothes and Not Fun Fur…..
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Julia Relaxes in the Garden and Decides to Frolic Around Nude
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Gemma Atkinson in Bikini – I’ve Probably Posted These Already
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Some Perverted Photographer Taken Pics of his Model Who Has a Hot Bush and I Love Bush Video
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Mary Cary Pretending to Flash
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George Bush Doing His Dance
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Rapper Eve Gets Busted for a DUI
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I fucking Hate Jack Black, Especially When He Sings Seal’s Kiss From a Rose
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Some Bitch Named Pheobe Price Showing Off Her Bra
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Some Chick Named Katie Fey Rolling Around on the Bed
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Some Guys Posts His Number on Youtube and Gets 5000 Calls
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Stalker in a Benz Tries Killing Jesse James
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Hollywood’s Best Bodies According to a Shitty Magazine
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Nelly Furtado and Fergie Hate Each Other, Maybe they’ll have Make Up Sex
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Hysterical Radio Prank
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Big Girl Gets Beat Down By A Smaller Girl
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Store Clerk Fights for His Life From Robber
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Dog Who Loves Pussy – Get it cuz it’s a Video of a Dog Humping a Cat…I am pretty funny.
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Some Pornstar Named Lucy Lu Losing It
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Some Chick Named Elizabeth Perkins Photoshoot Video
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This Video is Called The Elastic Pussy And It’s Pretty Much an Elastic Vagina Getting Fisted So Watch Out if You Hate Vagina or if You’re At Work. I am Pretty Fucking Nice For Warning You
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This Video is of an Asian Freaking Out When A Dude Tries To Stick It In Her Ass. It’s NSFW So Watch Out if You’re At Work, Even Though This Site is Banned at Most Offices
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Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz Barros
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Big Breasted Chick Named Pamela David in Some Magazine Topless
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Some Zero Gravity Tits
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Kate Moss Wears Her Own Jeans
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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This may or may not pay for my server. It may or may not get you laid. Buy it and find out the answers to life’s Great Mysteries…
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