Iris Mittenaere is a 30 year old model, host and pageant winner from France, who doesn’t necessarily have the giant French bush I would have wanted to see pouring out of her white bikini, you know I am old and from a time when the world wasn’t all one pile of internet homogeny, where traveling country to country was probably a unique and interesting thing, where the clothing, food and conversations in each place totally different from the next place, instead of the IG selfie, wearing Kim Kardashian endorsed product in all corners of the world, so in my era that French women were into living good, love language, passion and body hair…which as a bush lover is a big deal….but possibly are archive or relic of the past…

Anyway, Iris was Miss Universe in 2016, I don’t know what else she does, but looks good in a bikini to me, which is what you’d want from a pageant girl, even though they likely dropped the bikini portion of pageants before they started crowning trans, biological winners, you know when being hot mattered…a relic of the past…

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