I was going to do a Guess the Vagina in a Wet White Bikini post, but figured I’d just let you know who the pussy belongs to, because you’d never guess, Jada Pinkett Smith…

I figure this post is better suited to be a “Vagina Will Smith Doesn’t Fuck”…and ride that whole Scientologists are homosexuals, and the vagina they marry are just vessels for their children, often times, like in Katie Holme’s case, we aren’t even sure if the wives are human, or robot, or alien…we just know they stand by their very very rich men, and when they need to get fucked, they do it discreetly, by other men, who their husbands allow them to have sex with, because lets face it, she’s a black chick who got herself on TV rather than the strip club, and that to me means dick sucking and fucking, is kinda her education, you know what allowed her to get to Fresh Prince to begin with…

The good news is that despite being old, she’s ripped, I’d fuck her, but then again I’d fuck any black girl, they are so athletic and know how to move.

The fascinating thing in all this is how little her vagina sags, despite her age, babies and experience. Jada Pinkett, What’s your secret?!

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