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2012

03

Jan

Jade Olivia’s Tight Little Body in a One Piece of the Day

Jade Olivia’s little waxed pussy is in a bathing suit for one of the dudes in Harry Potter…she behaves, stays skinny, and puts out becuase it will make for an easier life…one of those best not fuck this golden ticket up situations…..stay fun, be cool to be around and not bug him about bullshit like girls tend to do….at least not until he knocks her up…, cuz he’s the one with the power, the money and the ability to make her a celebrity of her own…or just give her a life she always wanted filled with glitz and glam…and regular dudes just couldn’t keep up with her expectations…so this is her legal prostituting….getting paid in catering to her self-interest lifestyle needs and wans…all while wearing a bathing suit…

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2012

02

Jan

Jade Olivia’s Wizard Loving Vagina in Some Bikini Pics of the Day

Jade Olivia is really named Jade Gordon to those who went to high school with her, before she took her good looks to the groupie level and decided to work her vagina onto the penis of a weird looking dude in Harry Potter….only to leverage that into a role in Harry Potter, you know climbing that ladder the only way a whore knows how….and I’m totally fine with that…because without prostitution, I’d be a very very very lonely man…

She’s in a bikini, drawing some attention to herself living the good life on by the pool… because letting a little wizard magic wand inside you is a lot better than working the cash at Walmart….something she’d possibly be doing if she wasn’t spending his money…Truth.

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2009

30

Dec

Jade Olivia Lookin’ Weird in a One Piece of the Day

I don’t really know much about this Tom Felton dude, but you know him from the Harry Potter movies, because shit is your favorite, you even have the fucking bed sheets, and it is also a huge part of the reason why you aren’t getting laid, not necessarily the cause, but a bi-product of just thow fucking lame you are.

I do know that he likes his pussy to look like it’s 12 years old. I’ve seen Mary Poppins, I know that all those pasty British people pedophiles and I am really not sure why but can only blame their accents cuz they think they’re still sweepin’ rich person chimney’s in the 1800s except when they are here on the beach because trashy Europeans love Miami this time of year….

Pics via INF

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