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2013

26

Jul

Some No Name Model Bitch Named Janell Shirtcliff Topless of the Day

Janell Shirtcliff is some no name bitch, who doesn’t really matter, but who is trying her best to get herself out there, trying so hard she’s taking nude pics with photographers that I guess she hopes will get her some reach…even though her real hope should be trying to find a way to make her titties the same size, you know even them out so that when she decides to have pictures of her taken topless for free, you know to add to her portfolio, the next time, it will be more substantial.

I’d still fuck her…but remember…I’d fuck a farm animal of a bitch if it was consenting, hell I even married one.

Here are the pics…she’s pretty decent…and she isn’t fat…I should try to flirt with her on the internet….with promises of fame….

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2013

05

Feb

Tallulah Morton and Janell Shirtcliff for Urban Outfitters of the Day


I’ve never heard of these Urban Outfitter models wearing their bikini line for this upcoming summer in these pics…and I’m not gonna bother looking them up…cuz firstly Urban Outfitters is some lame as fuck shit….it’s the hipster world gone mainstream….tricking all these mainstream idiots to dress hipster…and although that may be good for VANS shoe sales…it’s kinda boring to me…especially when their shoots are so fucking corporate and dull….and obvious…like a bad instagram album….just milking the trends….as hard as they can for 14 year old idiots who don’t know any better….but they do have girls in bikinis…so I’ll give em that…cuz really that’s all any campaign needs to be relevant…even if everything they do is 10 steps behind…..

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