I saw this press release over the weekend, even though I always try to ignore Radar Online’s press releases or exclusives because they are always brainless, stupidity that I can’t believe make advertising money, before realizing I give the public too much fucking credit,

Unfortunately, the horribly shot, unappealing, before and after titty implants pics were emailed to me…..

I’m all for looking at implants and celebrating them for saving shitty tits, but not on of some ugly as fuck Teen Mom with kids and a shitty face that make you grasp why she got knocked up when she did cuz there’s no hope for her past 25 when normal bitches get knocked up…..She had ugly tits, and thanks to her ugly nipples, her implants are ugly too, which I guess work for her because they match her ugly face….

I think the only fascinating thing in all this is that she got a YOLO tat….which is internet for “You Only Live Once”….that people post on twitter….like an annoying MEME….not intended to be profound words of wisdom you brand on yourself…but I guess retard high school drop out to have a baby trash is about as deep as that…Unfortunatley I hate stupid peole as much as I hate shitty tits on ugly faces….

But here are her shit tits anyway.

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