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2008

27

Mar

Janice Dickinson Stores her Phone in Her Tits of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Breasts, like my ass, are a great place to store things. I know girls who put their make-up, phones, drugs, condoms, money, perfume and worldly possessions in their bra and it always makes feeling them up feel a lot like Christmas or some kind of magical treasure hunt, but not as magical as the treasure hunt I have to go through every time my wife wants me to diddle her and I have to maneuver my way through her fat to the source of her junk or even when I leave my keys or something I need on the bed and it gets sucked up into her fat folds as she sloth’s out on it….I guess that’s part of what makes my marriage fun.

Either way, here are some pictures of Janice Dickinson getting a manicure with her cellphone jacked in her tits so she doesn’t miss any important calls from people asking her who the fuck she is because let’s face it, she’s not all that famous, but shit should be jacked in between her legs and set on vibrate because that’s pretty much the main reason the pervert who behind the vibrate ringtone invented it. While laying in bed alone at night with his “How Things Work” manual, he had dreams of walking down the street and seeing girls moaning with pleasure all because of his manly technical knowledge, giving every girl who ever rejected him an orgasm without them knowing it and that shit was his way of playing god. True Story.

Big Bad Paparazzi Made Me Take Down the Pics But You Can See It Here
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2007

21

Mar

I am – Janice Dickinson's Pantyhose Upskirt of the Day

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Janice Dickinson is fucking amazing. Firstly, I’ve got a thing for bitches in pantyhose and I am happy that every girl who wears party dresses is rockin’ pantyhose these days, because there was a time about 10 years ago that these things were really only for old career women that were too fucking frigid and busy making money to want to fuck…They were like new wave lesbians, not the kind who weren’t the kind who didn’t shave their armpits, legs or cunts, but the kind that thought women had a place in a man’s world, so now pantyhose are the new pants, only see-thru.

That pretty much means that girls feel like they are covered up and wearing pants, and somehow always end up flashing that stupid maxi pad crotch protector without even realizing it, usually when drunk, like this Janice Dickinson slut who I now want to fuck…because washed-up models who don’t eat but love cocaine are the only kind of girl I go for, except for maybe my 300 pound wife, but a man is allowed to dream…

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2007

21

Mar

I am – Janice Dickinson’s Pantyhose Upskirt of the Day

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Janice Dickinson is fucking amazing. Firstly, I’ve got a thing for bitches in pantyhose and I am happy that every girl who wears party dresses is rockin’ pantyhose these days, because there was a time about 10 years ago that these things were really only for old career women that were too fucking frigid and busy making money to want to fuck…They were like new wave lesbians, not the kind who weren’t the kind who didn’t shave their armpits, legs or cunts, but the kind that thought women had a place in a man’s world, so now pantyhose are the new pants, only see-thru.

That pretty much means that girls feel like they are covered up and wearing pants, and somehow always end up flashing that stupid maxi pad crotch protector without even realizing it, usually when drunk, like this Janice Dickinson slut who I now want to fuck…because washed-up models who don’t eat but love cocaine are the only kind of girl I go for, except for maybe my 300 pound wife, but a man is allowed to dream…

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2007

14

Mar

I am – Janice Dickinson's Bra of the Day

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Plastic Surgery isn’t always a bad thing. I think Janice Dickinson looks hot even if she’s 1/4 science experiment, 1/4 petrified from drugs and 1/2 old lady I want to fuck. Watching her adjust her bra excites me enough to post it because my wife stopped wearing a bra about 3 years ago and anything that is the opposite of what my wife does appeals to me. Maybe that’s why I am so into anorexic porn, I guess it’s kinda like Hugh Grant getting a blowjob from a tranny while being involved with Liz Hurley in her hot years. Admit you liked that pop culture reference from the 90s.

I am not usually that good with pop culture shit. I have no idea who the blond in these pictures is and I don’t really care, I can’t keep my eyes off of Janice’s skinny legs, There’s something amazing about skinny chicks that will always remain a mystery to me. I know that eating disorders are so fucking played out, but I have a feeling that this bitch doesn’t have an eating disorder, she just got her stomach removed in the lab one day and lives off speed like all your fat girlfriends should be doing too….

I know you don’t have a girlfriend. It was just an example.

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2007

14

Mar

I am – Janice Dickinson’s Bra of the Day

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Plastic Surgery isn’t always a bad thing. I think Janice Dickinson looks hot even if she’s 1/4 science experiment, 1/4 petrified from drugs and 1/2 old lady I want to fuck. Watching her adjust her bra excites me enough to post it because my wife stopped wearing a bra about 3 years ago and anything that is the opposite of what my wife does appeals to me. Maybe that’s why I am so into anorexic porn, I guess it’s kinda like Hugh Grant getting a blowjob from a tranny while being involved with Liz Hurley in her hot years. Admit you liked that pop culture reference from the 90s.

I am not usually that good with pop culture shit. I have no idea who the blond in these pictures is and I don’t really care, I can’t keep my eyes off of Janice’s skinny legs, There’s something amazing about skinny chicks that will always remain a mystery to me. I know that eating disorders are so fucking played out, but I have a feeling that this bitch doesn’t have an eating disorder, she just got her stomach removed in the lab one day and lives off speed like all your fat girlfriends should be doing too….

I know you don’t have a girlfriend. It was just an example.

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