Janneke Storm is an Australian based photographer – who captures amazing girls like Jana Kruger posing half naked…looking hot and amazing and in this case eating chips – something that I am normally terrified – because my wife is obese, and 80 percent of the reason she’s obese is from eating chips…so whenever I see chips I get post traumatic stress – war flashbacks of when I used to be able to see her vagina, before I had to lift the fold of fat to find it…but in this case…with a hot white Australian babe…I’m ready to dive in there and eat these chips after they’ve been digested…if you know what I mean…and you do.

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The photographer’s name is Janneke Storm , I follow him on instagram…I don’t think he follows me…which hurts my feelings in my attempt to get 1,000,000 fans that I am failing pretty hard at…because people like this photographer don’t love or respect me – even though I put their pictures of no name, half naked, girls on the internet – because I like to support anyone who is convincing girls to get half naked in photoshoots, for the sake of having content for their instagram, even there is no real reason or campaign or celebrity behind the shoot…you see normal girls, aspiring girls, accessible girls…are all far more appealing when they are half naked…and not famous yet…the second they get famous it all goes to shit…like the pizza these girls are eating…half naked…after it’s been eaten…

That said, I have a food fetish and have hired hookers in the past to come over and sit in the tub and eat pizza while I watch…so these speaks to me….this is porn to me….

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