Jennifer Lawrence was in Esquiire and these are the outtakes.

I think she’s overrated sell out pile of shit, barely hot….but takes a good photo and based on our relationship, that works out ok, see, cuz I only know her in picture…

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I didn’t care much for Jennifer Lawrence in the marketing build up/hype for Hunger Games, a story not about competitive eating……

But that was before she headlined a movie that made 155 million dollars in the first week….a movie that cost 100 million dollars to make, meaning she’s a fucking golden egg and I’m a golden egg digger, especially if those golden eggs are hidden in her twat….I’m ready to easter egg hunt for them with mouth, hands, tools, penis anything…….

Her success this past week made her boring face and uneventful personality one I’d like to get inside as it helms the machine into the billion dollar empire….

But then again, I am looking at photoshopped pictures of her where she finally looks hot, busty and pantsless and maybe that’s really the reason behind my renewed faith in this academy award nominated “artist” of an actor turned mainstream blockbuster money making tool for the industry, cuz acting isn’t art, only actors think it is art….and Jennifer Lawrence does it proper.

Here she is in Interview looking good.

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Jennifer Lawrence, although really not hot or interesting….is about to blow the fuck up with this hunger games bullshit…..it is supposed to be opening in 20,000 theaters, which is a record for Lionsgate….who cares about that right…what you need to care about is that although this average looking Lawrence decided this was her big break, her chance to really matter, where she otherwise probably never really would, at least not on this scale….means that her loss of privacy and sudden fame where everyone wants more of her…won’t require shitty publicity stunts that fuel the site….like bikinis, hacked phones, self shot nudes and sex tapes….She’s pretty much gonna remain boring, clothed, and riding her fame the next 5 years….

So this see through may be the most you see of her until she decides to go back to her Oscar nominated roots, and try to re-invent herself as an artist by getting naked…even though acting isn’t an art but don’t tell a self righteous actor that or they’ll have a hissy fit…..and when that doesn’t work out we’ll start seeing sex tapes, and nudes….that could take 20 years….and I probably won’t be alive….and either will you cuz the world is gonna blow up – so take in this shitty see through, even if it isn’t hot..cuz she isn’t hot….but she’s about to be…thanks to big budgets, marketing, and well the idiots who fall into their trap and believe what they are told…even on basic shit like whether a bitch is hot or not….

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So this Jennifer Lawrence bitch, who you are about to hear a lot about, because she’s in some Hunger Games shit that is supposed to be the next Twilight, big deal, big scale, big budget, blockbuster franchise, so she’s gonna be around the next 10 years and worth 100 million dollars when it is all said and done, cuz she made the smart move of selling herself out as an actor for the money, typecasting herself for one brand, and making her a good candidate to K-Fed….especially now that we know she’s got tits….

I don’t really give a fuck about her either way, she does nothing for me, she’s not all that hot, she’s got a vagina, and I guess that’s good enough, but I’m already bored of her without even knowing who the fuck she is before a couple of weeks ago….

Here she is on David Letterman….

Here is the whole interview in garbage fucking quality…..because she talks about peeing.

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Jennifer Lawrence is some 21 year old who hasn’t been all that famous, she’s from Kentucky, was nominated for an Academy Award in 2010 for Winter’s Bone, a movie I’ve never heard of and now she’s staring as a key charactere in Hunger Games a movie franchine based on a book that I’ve never heard of….cuz sci/fi is for virgins and I just can’t stand the shit and have never really been able to stand that shit….

Either way, it’s gonna be a big fucking movie empire and she’s going to be in the paparzzi eye and this is what she has to say about that:

“In some ways, [living in the public eye] is a hard life, but it’s a great professional life,” she told Glamour. “I’m doing what I love, and then I get months and months rest. I have a lot of money for a 21-year-old. I can’t stand it when actors complain.”

Here are the pics of her in Glamour UK, not naked enough, but good enough to make me want to K-Fed her…but I’d K-Fed anyone at this point in my life just to get away from this hell….cuz I suck at life…

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In case you were wondering, these are not pictures of Joey Lawrence post sex change.

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