Jenny Garth is a 40 year old mother of 3, who is turning 41 in 2 days, and who clearly understands that you should never give up trying to have sex appeal, even if your vagina is a loose fitting wind sock that has survived a hurricane at the air strip, you know shredded fabric hanging off from a thread, before it plummets to it’s impending death, retired from its service as a wind sock…if you know what I mean, and you would if you’ve ever banged a chick with 3 kids.

Her body fat is low, she’s catering to my ANOREXIA PORN FETISH , but less ill and weak and more fit and clean eating.

I just find the whole thing funny, because isn’t this what all girls are supposed to look like? When did being doughy become the norm and being fit become shocking. It’s not like she’s hit menopause yet. I think the public is just accepting being fat and lazy and that’s a real tragedy, cuz it makes going to the beach a lot less of this and a lot more of THIS

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Jenny Garth was hired to be the celebrity in a bikini at some Labor Day party in Vegas at the Palazzo, and the whole thing was pretty hurting, because there comes a time in every woman’s life where wearing a bikini becomes questionable behavior….as does going to daytime raves at Vegas hotel pool parties…confusing the fuck out of me, yet remaining compelling to me, because bikinis have a way of tricking me into staring a very very bad things….and the good news is that at least she’s not fat.

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