This picture is hilarious…..one’s picking her frontal wedgie, the other is a tank with fake tits, another is fat as shit, and the last one looks like a weird tanned circus creature….These are our idols….it’s like watchign the reject beauty school dropouts on a mission, doing the monster mash…Busted…

I don’t know what is worse…that Jersey Shore exists and is popular enough to make some uneducated trashcan pig a NY Times Bestseller….pretty much fucking the publishing industry up the fucking ass without a condom while HIV and HEP C positive….letting the world know we’re fucking doomed and that the internet and videogames has raped us of all our learning….or that everyday girls dress and act like these cunts like they aren’t ugly trashcan pigs who don’t ever deserve to be copied….America’s got this problem that if it is on TV, it must be good….and the whore thing about Jersey Shore is that it was meant to be a fucking joke, you pointed, laughed at and wanted nothing to do with…a “thank god I’m not those people” or a “I can’t believe there are people like that in the world”….which once it hits the masses becomes “Snooki is so good, OMG, i need that hair”….It’s some gully, stripper, low class shit that I would love to see the tour bus crash and burn on there way to some spring break party.

They aren’t hot. Sure they are like hookers….but remember, hookers are meant to be fucked and hired in the dark while at your lowest point of desperation….they aren’t supposed to be million-dollar-aires or even celebs more famous than Christ….

I know you’ve heard it all before – but I still find it real fucking disgusting.

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