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2014

16

Jun

Jessica Miller for FLAIR of the DAy

Here’s Jessica Miller, who is 30 year old model, who seems to have made more of a career out of dating rockstars, than actually modelling, because I guess she thought modelling was dumb, despite having worked for and with some of the top level people in the industry…because her true passion lies in fucking dudes in bands…

The daughter of a Vegas Showgirl, and the ex-fiancé of the lead singer of Incubus, before being the ex-Fiance of the lead of System of a Down, before being the current Fiance of Lars Ulrich of Metallica..

It’s like bitch runs in one fucking circle, and getting to the side stage, is her fucking priority…but I guess she takes on modelling jobs on the side to give her that stamp of approval dudes in bands want from the girls they bang, you see if you’re not signed on in a campaign a year, you’re just a regular girl, and that makes locking down the rockstar retirement plan more challenging…

I guess this is her one gig to save face until the wedding.

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2012

12

Jul

Jessica Miller Titties for Fashion of the Day

Jessica Miller is some model who is showing her tits for fashion because that is what models do…especially when they are pushing 30 and from Las Vegas, well aware of what happens to the Showgirls who never showed their tits, or showed their tits in the wrong venue, who are now fat and married to a slot machine, probably a lot like her mother, who helped her do this legit fashion thing, and I made that whole story up, it is purely fantasy, except maybe for the fact that bitch is in a photoshoot showing her tits like a stripper getting paid, only hoping for exposure and that works out perfectly for me.

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