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2014

27

Mar

Joan Rivers Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Spoof with Ray J of the Day

I don’t really know what they Joan Rivers and Ray Jay spoof sex tape is…but it’s awkward as fuck. I didn’t even crack a smile, but that may be because I am a joke snob and find nothing funny, especially with the state of the world, where laughing seems like something only ignorant assholes do while being a waste of time…or maybe it’s because it’s not funny…

I figure if you’re an old bitch with nothing to do, your spoof should at least involve penetration…

Joan Rivers is a classic, a legend, funny even when dated…but this hits the mark…next time I’d like to see a little face fuck to justify that Raspy Jewish Smoker voice…

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2009

27

Aug

Joan Rivers Risks Melting in the Sun of the Day

Sometimes when I am in bed late at night, I lay there thinking that if Joan Rivers’ face looks like this….what could her pussy possibly look like…is it made of plastic, or a rubber insert, or is it the original model she was born with, that’s had no work done to it and is riped like the old peach I found behind my kitchen table last week and I don’t even eat peaches. Shit was so rotten, it was just a dried up shell…there was no moisture or smell, just death…..and I guess I will never know the answer….

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